Eliza Fraser

In my spare time, I make people laugh. Sometimes on purpose.
Usually through incompetence.

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

A period poem to lament the time my body didn't hurt entirely:

I'm horny as fuck
My tits look amazing
Let's make the most of-
DON'T TOUCH ME!

#period #girlmode #nightmare #fuckyoUterus #ffs

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

It's November 19th.

[Jake Orr @jakeyoh]

What’s happening today in the arts.🧵

Arts organisations across England will find out if they have been awarded National Portfolio Organisation (NPO) status from Arts Council England (ACE). Those awarded will receive funding from Apr 2023 to Mar 2026.

1/ #NPO

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

In their defence; at least the tories are providing a bin fire large enough for us all to keep warm round this winter

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

I wonder how long it takes before remaining Tories start referring to Liz Truss' leadership as "The Gas Leak Period"...

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

Very upset to see Larry the Cat being left sat outside in the cold, even stepped over before having the door closed in his face.

If this isn't the epitome of Tory thinking playing out, I don't know what is...

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

With 2 U-turns performed so close to each other, #Truss & #Kwarteng have shown themselves up to be a right pair of tits.

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

@EmersonPike1 It's a gift, if anything. Giving me the opportunity to educate more people. Very generous of you!

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

In an unexpected turn of events, it appears a vacancy has just opened up for the role of "my partner"...

[Emerson Pike @EmersonPike1]

My partner immediately after watching Hamilton with someone who hasn't seen it before...

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

@sarahkcomedy ..... "clitbit"...?

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

This thread is absolutely fucking astounding. What a shero!

[Rachael Healy @ohrhealy]

Beyond The Comic Strip: what does ‘alternative comedy’ mean in 2022? I chatted to @OliverDouble, @CharliesPerkins, @jain_edwards, @jordbrookes and @PartyAtCube to find out https://t.co/GoD29TDVcp

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

@barnontherun Hope you're alright and recover soon, if just from the shock! Look after yourself

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

@itsdanijohns It's still unexpected and very much you're space. What a weird move from him! Glad you're alright though x

[Rhian Beutler @rhiankatie]

Why we can't stop saying gay, a story

On the first day of my senior year of high school, a new boy showed up in my AP English class.

He had transferred from a prestigious private school to my public school, and I was confused.

I asked him why he moved and he shrugged

1/x

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

@itsdanijohns Mate, I'm so sorry that happened. Absolutely not cool! Hope you're OK..... Next time maybe a nifty jab up under the ribcage with the mic?

[Mae Martin @TheMaeMartin]

They’re not “allegations” if the perpetrator admits to doing them, which he has.

[JEN KIRKMAN @JenKirkman]

Remember when male comedians this week were like "Chris Rock got slapped!! Comedy is in danger!" They never gave a fuck about those of us in comedy who were always in danger. They're SILENT 2nite on Louie CK winning a Grammy for an album where he jokes about his assaults.

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

@Eleri_Morgan Amazing! Go you mate, have a great time 💪🤩

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

Feeling v emotional after 2nd play through of #Spiritfarer & had to take that inspiration to my wee crochet corner 🧶

Here are a couple of keyrings I made recently: Think of it as a non-artists version of fan art!

Hoping to try more ideas so do check out my IG: @madebyminilyzer

[Eliza Fraser @Minilyzer]

@itsdanijohns LOVE THIS 🙌