Our scientists have been hard at work trying to make Zuck look less awkward. They told us this is the best that they can do. We think they did a fantastic job and we think it's quite the glow up. #Zuck#Zuckerberg#Meta
Our scientists have been hard at work trying to make Zuck look less awkward. They told us this is the best that they can do. We think they did a fantastic job and we think it's quite the glow up. #Zuck#Zuckerberg#Meta
@MorningBrew Sorry. That's Shane. We sent him out on a beer run but he's just super into exercise and wonders off sometimes. We'll talk to him when he gets back.
Not to be outdone by our launch of the Peepers photo sharing site, we now present our TikTok replacement.
Read more about it here:
https://t.co/2RrWqoAxkj
#BlueSky#TikTok#TikTokBan#Parody#Funny
We present our latest innovation. A photo sharing site built on BlueSky. You're welcome.
Read more about it here:
https://t.co/2RrWqoAxkj
#BlueSky#Parody#Funny
There you are. Minding your own business from the comfort of your home being a busy little worker bee. Getting by just fine when suddenly it happens. The #ReturnToOffice mandate...
https://t.co/ZBpxzVV1n3
Ever wondered what it would take to amass #ElonMusk levels of wealth or how you could spend it? Well good news! We did the investigative journalism and a whole lotta math to make you feel way worse about yourself.
https://t.co/qBthxt06fu
Who wants to pass us some #Sora credits. We want to test some things out. Definitely not looking to abuse it to make some sequels to Jeffy's Piss palace or anything like that.
https://t.co/gCloe0DPb9
Now that we're fully into #flu/#covid/#pneumonia/#plague season, we'd like to take a moment to remind you of this amazing invention straight out of Minimally Useful Labs.
https://t.co/M9xEfEXw48
We've seen a lot of complaints about #ElonMusk and #Trump. If you want to give us $300M, we'll gladly buy the next presidency and then we can have some real fun. Like slip-n-slide and ice cold kool-aid when you were 10 levels of fun.
https://t.co/zAJmdSEoP1
We know going to the doctor isn't fun and paying for it is a nightmare, so we've put together this handy list for navigating medical care during these busy times. Complete with #HealthInsurance tips.
https://t.co/wavvdtS98s
Did we ever tell you about the time we got a little carried away at the #Christmas party, downed 4 bottles of bathtub eggnog, and stole the secrets to fix #ClimateChange ? Of course we did, because it's awesome.
https://t.co/acZAtKrewv
Ever wonder how #Santa makes it around the entire the entire globe on #Christmas. Well sit back kids as Papa Minimal Useful breaks down some probably correct math for ya.
https://t.co/yogRyAxQ52
Just a little reminder this #Christmas / #Holidays from your friends at Minimally Useful. We like to jest, in fact it's almost entirely what we do, but remember to look out for each other because the companies out there certainly won't.
We're tracking a list of inefficiencies in the Department of Government Efficiency (#DOGE) and just added our thoughts on staffing. Hope you enjoy and let us know your thoughts.
https://t.co/HuvZDhbvHc