Minimally Useful Industries

Also we probably shouldn't be trusted on social media. Or in person.

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@theserfstv Don't worry, Minimally Useful labs has got him covered
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Our scientists have been hard at work trying to make Zuck look less awkward. They told us this is the best that they can do. We think they did a fantastic job and we think it's quite the glow up. #Zuck #Zuckerberg #Meta

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Our scientists have been hard at work trying to make Zuck look less awkward. They told us this is the best that they can do. We think they did a fantastic job and we think it's quite the glow up. #Zuck #Zuckerberg #Meta

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@MorningBrew Sorry. That's Shane. We sent him out on a beer run but he's just super into exercise and wonders off sometimes. We'll talk to him when he gets back.

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Not to be outdone by our launch of the Peepers photo sharing site, we now present our TikTok replacement.

Read more about it here:
https://t.co/2RrWqoAxkj

#BlueSky #TikTok #TikTokBan #Parody #Funny

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We present our latest innovation. A photo sharing site built on BlueSky. You're welcome.

Read more about it here:
https://t.co/2RrWqoAxkj

#BlueSky #Parody #Funny

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There you are. Minding your own business from the comfort of your home being a busy little worker bee. Getting by just fine when suddenly it happens. The #ReturnToOffice mandate...

https://t.co/ZBpxzVV1n3

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Do you have literally anything wrong with you? Well Minimally Useful Pharmaceuticals has the answer.

https://t.co/5YEZwCgZyp

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Ever wondered what it would take to amass #ElonMusk levels of wealth or how you could spend it? Well good news! We did the investigative journalism and a whole lotta math to make you feel way worse about yourself.

https://t.co/qBthxt06fu

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Who wants to pass us some #Sora credits. We want to test some things out. Definitely not looking to abuse it to make some sequels to Jeffy's Piss palace or anything like that.

https://t.co/gCloe0DPb9

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Now that we're fully into #flu/#covid/#pneumonia/#plague season, we'd like to take a moment to remind you of this amazing invention straight out of Minimally Useful Labs.

https://t.co/M9xEfEXw48

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We've seen a lot of complaints about #ElonMusk and #Trump. If you want to give us $300M, we'll gladly buy the next presidency and then we can have some real fun. Like slip-n-slide and ice cold kool-aid when you were 10 levels of fun.

https://t.co/zAJmdSEoP1

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We know going to the doctor isn't fun and paying for it is a nightmare, so we've put together this handy list for navigating medical care during these busy times. Complete with #HealthInsurance tips.

https://t.co/wavvdtS98s

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Did we ever tell you about the time we got a little carried away at the #Christmas party, downed 4 bottles of bathtub eggnog, and stole the secrets to fix #ClimateChange ? Of course we did, because it's awesome.

https://t.co/acZAtKrewv

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Ever wonder how #Santa makes it around the entire the entire globe on #Christmas. Well sit back kids as Papa Minimal Useful breaks down some probably correct math for ya.

https://t.co/yogRyAxQ52

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Just a little reminder this #Christmas / #Holidays from your friends at Minimally Useful. We like to jest, in fact it's almost entirely what we do, but remember to look out for each other because the companies out there certainly won't.

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Hey @USPS, we still haven't heard back on whether or not you want to order any of these bad boys.

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We really appreciate how all of our notifications on #Twitter are for crypto scams. Seems things are going well over here.

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Word are hard. Think you can do better then show us what you got.

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Sometimes it's not all blumpins and #Business at the X (formerly Twitter) HQ. #CaptionStock #Funny

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We're tracking a list of inefficiencies in the Department of Government Efficiency (#DOGE) and just added our thoughts on staffing. Hope you enjoy and let us know your thoughts.

https://t.co/HuvZDhbvHc