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@Jacob_Frey “I’ll be voting for Amy Klobuchar in November

because Stalin isn’t on the ballot”

FTFY

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@Mid30sManhattan @Delta This is idiotic. Haven’t seen glass PDB in like 15 years.

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@KennyDucey It is truly the worst event I’d ever been to. Absurdly expensive, just idiotic prices. Horrible location. Way too many people, yet premier matches way too empty for any energy. Poorly organized. Way too eager to play until 2am. Not going back.

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@jasonwhitlock I can’t tell you how positive a development this is in men’s lives. Don’t just dump ESPN. Dump the TV. Get outside, get your kids off the couch. Sports is politics now and it’ll only get worse. No better time to make a change.

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@MayorFrey Dance floor. In Uptown.

Avoid at all costs.

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@DireStraits77 Skateaway always seems to float to the top of an album of classics.

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@JamesReiss7777 321neo is a weight and balance nightmare. More notable, if this is the interior of a new UA 321neo, it is astoundingly basic.

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@stevetimmer When I think “man who shouts at clouds” yours is exactly the face I think of.

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@garyleff The good news is, they have Starlink, so this, like all bad press for UA, is totally meaningless.

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@GeboMpls That this was presented without irony or sarcasm is the highlight of my day.

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@NancyMace You remain hot. Carry on.

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@bettonmann @TheDudeGolfs Love that they all have access to the Marriott lounges. Nothing ravages that experience like asshat parents and entitled 8-year-olds.

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@OxenOlly6235 @cremieuxrecueil Validation of a long inferred but never voiced correlation and quandary. Easier sex but an unlikely path to serious relationship or marriage.

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@lacherbauer I’m dying. Chicago is not the anything of Europe, except maybe the sewer.

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Right about HERE is when I was screaming at the top of my lungs that closing your economy on purpose would have catastrophic consequences for years to come. And 95% of people with a microphone told me I was a grandma killer.

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@mnolangray The answer, obviously, is to destroy the nice things and make everything worse. It’s the California way.

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@RepGregSteube Swing stater and Trump voter stuck in the far west half of the Eastern time zone … I’ll happily vote Ossoff if Republicans jam this through. Get back to real problems and stop micromanaging the entire country’s sunrises.

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@MackDe310 @adampnathan Precisely. Tweets like these is why UA buzz seems so astroturfed.

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@Mike_Bundt NFL price point is way too high for the many “imperfections” that are all over this platform. Can’t spend what they did, and charge what they do, and then deliver what they delivered. Any fan should be outraged.

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@SaraEisen @DanielSLoeb1 @NYCMayor @nytimes “Oh, and they also really hate Jews,” he added.