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idunno #fartz

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And to the wanna be preacher telling my brother gay is a sin fuck you and your fake ass illiterate new gen bible

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Coworker was being sarcastic to me today and my least favorite coworker said nuh uh not this month it’s her month and sang be who you are for your pride

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Got attacked by a bee in MY CAR at 4:24 am

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@gemcicle You have the best wife ever I wonder who she is

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Just saw a bird and a squirrel fighting??

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4 new drinks dropping next month and they still haven’t gotten rid of any promotional drinks so far this year

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At cousins gender reveal when I should be with my wife

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@gemcicle Serenading you and Elliott smith while he is stealing you from me💔💔💔

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Coworker gave me cigs from Japan and they’re the best cigs I’ve ever smoked and I’m genuinely surprised it doesn’t taste like menthol farts in my mouth

[ti. @LUTTI_x]

I love illegal immigration get tf in here girl 😛

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You look like you’re from Portland (derogatory)

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Put the family dog down and the vet techs notifications were on and snap chat let ringing as she was actively getting put down

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@gemcicle This was you

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This is how it feels to leave work for a week right as major drama is ensuing

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@gemcicle This is what I saw

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And arctic monkey is playing

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Time to clock back in to the bullshit factory

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Woke up at 5:30 and clocked in at 6 and made a DAMN FRAPPE WHO THE HELL IS DRINKING A FRAPPE AT 6 AM????????