tony a.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Gold is headed for a 13% quarterly loss, marking its steepest decline in 13 years.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

US home sellers slash asking prices as housing market weakness deepens, per Redfin

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Gayest of all time

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Strait of Hormuz has been opened and closed more times than a Grindr app at a Republican convention.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

I want to be very clear with everyone.

The entire US economy is a ponzi scheme that will eventually explode.

The US Dollar will be worthless.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The Strait of Hormuz is closed again. That lasted about as long as the reflection pool paint job.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

30% of Americans consider the U.S. the greatest country in the world, down from 38% in 2017, per Reuters

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

The average unemployed attractive female college sophomore lives the life of a wildly successful 55 year old man after 40 years of hard work.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the future, a trillion times a trillion dollars will be spent on making antimatter to travel to other star systems

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

We are living through the greatest era of fraud since 1929

[ib @novapilgrim]

almost 8 yrs of watching The Art of the Deal and my biggest takeaway is that nobody knows what chapter we're on anymore

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

If you bought Space X at the IPO price of $135/share, you would have earned a higher return in 3 days vs holding the S&P 500 since December 2023

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is humbling to consider that if we harness just 1 millionth of the Sun’s power for AI, that will be much more than a million times the intelligence of all of humanity

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Americans realizing they spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started

[Covie @covie_93]

He's giving Iran $25 billion to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was opened for free before the war.

Art of the Deal!

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

America hasn't fought a war that benefitted Americans since the revolutionary war

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Americans after paying $300 billion to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz which was never closed

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX was less than 10 people back then. We didn’t even have office furniture.