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Did you know that birthdays are good for your health?

The more you have, the longer you live.

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My wife and I had an argument about pasta last night.

Well, I say it was an argument.
It was a fusilli words.

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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well im not going to spread it.

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The band Linkin Park couldn't agree where to have dinner. They could have Chinese, Mexican..

..Indian. It doesn't even matter.

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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2

I paid my $2 and he says "once upon a time, there was this lobster....."

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I wanted to be a professional body builder...

But i lost my whey

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What do you call a sketchy looking fish?

Susfishious

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Why wouldn’t the bartender give a ghost a drink?

Because they didn’t serve spirits.

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I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit.

I am peachless.

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Waiter: Do you wanna box for your leftovers?

Dad: No, but I'll wrestle you for them.

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Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To build up it's pecs.

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Those who are afraid of gaining weight, should drink a shot of whiskey before every meal…

alcohol reduces fear.

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What is the drink of choice for geniuses?

A smartini.

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Why didn't Daddy Orange approve of his son dating a Banana?

Because he believed in orange marriages.

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When I drink alcohol, I’m told I’m an alcoholic..

But when I drink Fanta, nobody tells me I’m Fantastic. What is going on?!

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What do you call bread from India?

It's Naan of your business.

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Just been in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

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So the waitress asks the customer: "Comfortable, sir?"

And the customer responds "No, no, comeforfood"

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Cauliflower is a very versatile cruciferous vegetable. It can be used to make a multitude of healthy dishes — and also tastes good on its own.

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Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming sausage and cheese shortage...

They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.