Ministry of Humor

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Ye naya India hai.
Ye Australia me ghusega bhi,
Aur tumko test series me harayega bhi! #IndVsAus

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AatmaNirbhar Bharat c IPL sponsored by Chinese company b BCCI #IPL2020

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I've become so used to attending office calls that the first thing I do even when I talk to my friends is mute the audio.

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Breaking news : Demand for Hindi Tuition classes see a "20 lac crore" % rise after PM's speech today.

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America can save the world from aliens, monsters, zombies etc. but it can't save itself from its own stupidity.

P.S. Pretty sure they're going to make a movie about how America saved the world from America.

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Normal people: *celebrate anniversaries*

Slightly abnormal people: *celebrate one month anniversaries*

Extremely abnormal people: *celebrate one month lockdown anniversary*

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At this point, the lockdown just feels like:

You can check out any time you like; but you can never leave!

Except that there's no incredible solo following this.

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You believe in fake news
but you don't believe in yourself

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If you can't share your Netflix credentials with me, don't ask me to watch Money Heist.

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Work From Home is basically alternating between BCC and BC

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A moment of silence for all the essays we wrote about India becoming a Superpower by 2020

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'Work From Home' made me realize that I should not be blaming my organization for my not having a proper work-life balance.

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My neighbour turned off his electricity and he thinks that the longer you turn your electricity off, the higher are your chances of defeating corona.

On a completely different note, I have to use my mobile data now.

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It was amazing to see people dancing on streets yesterday.

You simply don't get too many first hand opportunities to witness the devolution of the human race.

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When Kanika Kapoor sang the lyrics "Mere hi charche, Meri aahein gallaan, Jag sara karda ni baar baar ve" from Baby Doll, surely, this wasn't what she was expecting.

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@Anusha_Mishra_ Wo na ho payega!

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*Wake-up*

BC kya chal raha hai desh mai!

*Sleep*

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In America:

Person 1: Is he your brother?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Cool

In India:

Person 1: Is he your brother?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Apna hai?

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Math problem:

"Explain this.
I gave two kids, India and America $140 mn dollars, America made Iron Man and India sent Chandrayaan 2 on moon. How?"

Answer: Indian jugaad