Minnesota Mike

Depressed Minnesota Sports fan, Busch enjoyer, and sweet treat enthusiast.

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

The lion does not concern himself with the financial impacts of getting a $3 sweet treat at work everyday

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Seriously debating taking off work on September 4th to drink beer and play Hollow Knight Silksong. Hopefully my boss thinks that’s chill.

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Me listening to this new Chappel Roan song rn

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Delta flight attendant gave me 2 cookies. Fuck those were good. Shoulda dapped him up what a homie.

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Pro tip: always get a women over a man to take a picture of you. #urwelcome

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Fuck that body of yours is so hot #CouldntSplitTheG

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Computer has been edging me for like 5 minutes. I think my computer is a freak

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

White suburban moms think they have a PHD in political science when they put these signs up lmao #shrink

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Just remembered I dreamt last night that Frank Ocean and I were good friends. Dreams fkn rock.

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

@Davidking2367 How dare they disrespect my king and only charge $75😤

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

@Beef__Keef Hi Jerry,

No need for shame it’s all love my brotha.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game

Congrats on 50 big ones.

Best,

Minnesota Mike

[Nintendo of Europe @NintendoEurope]

Ascend to the peak of a haunted kingdom in Hollow Knight: Silksong, arriving on #NintendoSwitch2 this year.

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Fuck man nothing scratches my itch like some data and a Pivot Table in Excel. #heatingup
#whiteboyhot

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Really need a white guy to make a game winner in one of these games. Would feed families. #fortheculture

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Idk what’s worse for Georgia… The fact that they’re getting smacked rn or the fact that their football players can’t drive for shit #bulldawg

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Eating a really big banana right now and not gonna lie it feels pretty gay. Gotta get that potassium in though. #fellasisitgay

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

T-minus 2 days until my TikTok is blown up with dudes who claim to be elite ball knowers #marchmadness #finalfourgasm

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Oh no this is gonna come back to bite him isn’t it

[On3 @On3]

Bruce Pearl on ESPN:

"My guards aren't p*ssies."

(h/t @AdamZagoria)

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike23]

Bro is in his Jontay Porter bag. Don’t hate the player, hate the game🤷‍♂️

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Terry Rozier might be the worst player ever 😭💀