Minnesota Mike

Minnesota born and raised. If I hurt your feelings, I probably won't care. I'll offend you with my sarcasm, but I can be your best friend. I love dogs and cats.

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

Why only a $300 limit on what we can pay online, then a ridiculous service fee just to pay online? For example, my bill is $304.82 and will require 2 transactions and having to pay the service fee for the 4.82 that I can't just pay all together in one transaction.
@mpsutility

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

My lawn today after that tiny rain shower.... #drought #needrain

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

If I ever need to find water on a deserted island. I'm going to try and find a plastic mustard bottle that washed up to the shore. Fricken thing should produce water like crazy. The ones in my house magically do constantly! #mustardwater

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

I'm cheering for @IndianaFootball tonight because of Mendoza. But interesting fact. Cignetti was 0-2 vs @NDSUfootball during his career. @espn @ESPNU @NCAAFootball @CFBPlayoff

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

@NASCAR I'm sorry, but this has to be the most boring championship race... time to change the format and track.

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

5 in the afternoon on Daylight savings time day has me ready for bed already.

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

I'm about to go to Costco on a Sunday and push my cart really slowly while blocking most of the aisle. And I'll stand in the middle of the aisle while taking to people I know too. Now that I'm "old" this is what we're supposed to do I think. #Costco #costcomenace

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

Instead of all these women reaching out to me asking what I would do if they blessed me with money to my #cashapp #venmo #PayPal accounts. Bless me with some damn iced coffee delivered to my work daily instead. #coffee

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

Watching the #LLWSxESPN . Some great ball being played. Even though I'm a @NDSU fan, I'm currently supporting the midwest team that beat #Fargo. Plus @siouxfalls is wearing @NDSU colors for some extra winning championships luck! #LLWS2025 #ESPN #mlb

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

Dang you #TaylorSheridan! That @1923 ending tho! Who all watched it? #discussion

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

Does anyone know how to get a @facebook account recovered? I can't log in to submit an appeal. And #Facebook and #Meta don't respond to any e mails. And the facebook help page is useless. Someone help please. #facebook #meta #help #recovery

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

@facebook @Meta is there a way to contact you so I can get my Facebook account restored? It's been suspended for reasons that I honestly don't understand. The help center has been no help at all. I can not log in to appeal. #help #facebook #meta #personalaccountsuspended

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

@facebook this is all I get when I try to log in to my account. I have no idea who's account that is for that Instagram that is violating the terms and conditions.

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

@facebook I'm trying to find out how to contact someone about my suspended facebook account. I can't log in to appeal. Can someone send me a link? Give me a number to call? I've tried every avenue to contact someone, with no luck so far. Help Center was no help.

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

Why does every woman who reaches out to me online, always just end up asking me to join their damn only fans page? I just want to meet a woman that will like flowers for no reason, let me smack her on the ass when she walks by, and will go get tacos with me right after. #Single

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

Walking towards my front door this morning, and my doorbell camera notification on my watch said "package detected".. thanks for making my day doorbell camera! #camera #Grammys2025  #security

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

@Lillylanesxo Devour

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

Please vote for my boy Fuego! It only takes 30 seconds. You can vote once daily for free! https://t.co/tgvDT6dIyr
#contest #vote #CatsofTwittter #cats #help #doitforthepets

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

It's almost 70 degrees warmer in my garage than it is outside today. I keep my garage at 50 degrees. #winter #Minnesota #northdakota #icantfeelmyface

[Minnesota Mike @MinnesotaMike98]

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Please vote for my lil guy Fuego!