Kyle Sarkisian

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

Oh Gordon Bennett!

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

I still have Flappy Bird on my Iphone 5, like is that still a thing?

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

But seriously, why in the world would you call it "ketsup?"

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

@FrostedFleeks I just want you to know that you nearly made me burst into laughter during my class.

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

now i can post, pin, tweet, instagram, fotobabble, linkin, woof, meow, and buzz with everyone in the entire world. #MUdragonfly #Iamarobot

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

Getting ready to rev up my social media game in my new social media campaign class #MUdragonfly

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

So it turns out that this bathroom has some surprisingly good TP, relative to non-public bathroom TP. No fiery butthole for me. #easygo

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

I can listen to my class from the bathroom. I think I will just stay in here to take my notes. #bathroomnotes

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

I kinda just got a bad vibe off of today, I dunno what it was but whatever.

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

I was gonna say something, but then i forgot

[Kyle Sarkisian @MinnieShark11]

I will have fly guts over easy. #Don'tforgetthetobasco