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[Fabián 🍇 @Minou_1920]

Que alegría que alboroto, otro día en moto

[Miguel Alberdi @Miguel_alberdi9]

La izquierda:

- “No es normal que los niños estudien a 30 grados”
-“Mejoren las condiciones de los educadores de nuestros hijos”

La derecha:

-“que se pongan una manga corta”
-“El calor es fuente de inspiración”

Nos ponéis muy fácil sentirnos moralmente superiores.

[yuan 🧚‍♀️ ۞ @yuan_mp3]

como historiador especializado en tutela del patrimonio histórico-artístico, hacer un festival de esta magnitud en un espacio patrimonial como es plaza españa es un auténtico atentado

[VEsper (extremely cool) @poundvision]

help i just realized them taking one off in the background as he gets back up 💀

[El Majara de Turno @majara0]

Que Moreno Bonilla haya dicho que la sanidad pública con el tiempo es inviable, ¿no te da la más mínima pista de lo que planea hacer, so melón?

[Carles Tamayo @TamayoStuff]

Se nos ha ido de las manos: Un activo seguro.

Puedes ver el documental GRATIS, aquí: https://t.co/ayCvLiLvWF

[Leviatán de incógnito ☭ 🇵🇸🇪🇭🇨🇩 @Lagiacrus206]

Mis diferencias ideológicas aparte, si con este documental no veis claro quién es el enemigo, es que tenéis un problema

[Olmo ☭ 🇵🇸🇱🇧 @Otroputorojo2]

Salta la sorpresa en las Gaunas: El estudiante promedio no quiere tirarse 40 minutos transporte público desde su zulo de 14 m2 en Villapolla del nabo para escuchar a un señor con escasas facultades comunicativas leer un powerpoint y en vez de eso prefiere estudiar en casa.

[Alex Márquez @alexmarquez73]

Esto es Jerez pishaaaaaa

[RTVE Noticias @rtvenoticias]

ÚLTIMA HORA 🔴

Bárcenas confirma que cuando escribía en una nota "M.R." se refería al presidente Mariano Rajoy https://t.co/mLjfMfLgKs

[Fabián 🍇 @Minou_1920]

Yo como me he cargado una velib en la plaza de la Bastille

[Peixoto ۞ @Peixoto412]

Moreno Bonilla llevó a un niño con una enfermedad rara al Parlamento para hacerse una foto de precampaña. Cuando se pregunta si van a atender a todos los niños con piel de mariposa reconocen que NO. Es de lo más miserable que he visto en mucho tiempo.

https://t.co/JW904XxdAy

[i @espantabruiixes]

Y aunque puedas desconectar. ¿Qué coño es eso de que la jornada sea 8h y que el descanso obligatorio de 20 minutos no cuente como jornada? Entonces la jornada ya no son 8h, son 8h y 20 minutos.

1h y 20 minutos a la semana
5h y 20 minutos al mes
64h al año QUE ESTAMOS REGALANDO

[Inixio @inixioconx]

Es una tontería, pero me parece precioso que de todos los programas en los que podía haberse llevado una última ovación del público, lo hiciera en el único que se graba en un teatro ❤️

[RTVE @rtve]

Muere la actriz Gemma Cuervo a los 91 años.

🔸 Deja tras de sí una vitrina repleta de premios tras una carrera de más de seis décadas cosechando éxitos.

https://t.co/2jdfWoPsRM

[Patricia Colón @PatColon]

Me estoy divirtiéndo mucho con los post que me llegan de los Australianos.
Están sembrados:

.Alright. Let’s talk about this absolute geopolitical shitshow for a second.

So picture the scene.

You’ve got Spain, right. A normal country. Tapas. Siestas. People arguing about football and drinking wine in the sun. And suddenly they wake up one morning and Donald Trump is on television basically screaming:

“IF YOU DON’T HELP ME BOMB IRAN I’M CUTTING OFF TRADE.”

Mate… what the fuck is this? Is this foreign policy or a drunk bloke threatening to leave a group chat?

And Spain’s Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez comes out and says the Middle East escalation is a “disaster.”

Which, by the way, is the most polite European way possible of saying:

“THIS IS A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.”

Because Europeans don’t scream like Americans do. They just calmly sip an espresso and go:

“Yes… this situation is extremely concerning.”

Which translates to:

“WHO GAVE THE TODDLER THE NUCLEAR CODES?”

Now here’s the bit that makes this whole thing even funnier.

Spain said no to letting the U.S. use joint military bases on Spanish soil for the strikes on Iran.

And suddenly Donald Trump is like:

“FINE. NO TRADE WITH SPAIN.”

Mate… that’s not diplomacy.

That’s a bloke flipping the Monopoly board because he landed on someone else’s hotel.

Can you imagine the conversation in Madrid?

Spanish officials sitting around a big table going:

“So the Americans want to use our bases to bomb Iran.”

And one guy at the back just slowly raises his hand like:

“Maybe… we DON’T join the Middle East apocalypse today?”

And everyone goes:

“Yeah. That sounds reasonable.”

Meanwhile Trump is pacing around the Oval Office like a bloke who just lost a bet at the pub.

“You guys don’t wanna help bomb Iran? FINE. NO PAELLA FOR YOU. NO OLIVE OIL. NO TOURISTS.”

Mate, Spain’s entire national reaction was probably just:

“Okay.”

Because here’s the reality nobody in Washington seems to understand.

The rest of the world is exhausted with this cowboy shit.

You bomb someone.

Then you threaten someone else.

Then you scream at your allies.

Then oil prices explode.

Then the global economy starts coughing up a lung.

And then everyone acts surprised like:

“How did this happen?”

HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

Mate it happened because the global strategy right now looks like it was written on the back of a fucking napkin at a steakhouse.

And Spain just looked at the whole thing and went:

“Nope.”

Which honestly might be the most adult response anyone’s had in this entire mess.

Because while Washington is running around lighting geopolitical fireworks, countries like Spain are standing there going:

“You realise we have trade routes, energy markets, and 450 million Europeans who would quite like NOT to start World War Three today, yeah?”

But of course Trump’s response is:

“Cut off trade!”

Mate Spain exports $20 billion worth of stuff to the U.S.

Wine. Cars. Machinery. Food.

You’re gonna cut that off because they wouldn’t let you use their backyard to launch missiles?

That’s like threatening to divorce your wife because she won’t lend you the car to rob a bank.

“YOU’RE NOT SUPPORTING MY VISION!”

Your vision is a fucking felony, mate.

And here’s the funniest part.

This whole tantrum actually makes Spain look like the only sober bloke at a 3am house party.

Everyone else is smashing furniture, lighting fireworks inside, punching holes in the wall.

And Spain’s standing in the kitchen holding a glass of water going:

“Guys… maybe we should all calm the fuck down.”

So yeah.

Pedro Sánchez calling this a “disaster” might actually be the most accurate understatement of the decade.

Because when the adults in the room start using words like disaster…

It usually means the rest of the room is on fire and someone’s trying to fix it with a fucking flamethrower.

~Gman

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[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Immediately cutting communication with his best friend of 20+ years after learning of his sexual offenses……..denouncing Isr*el…….rolling a joint in less than 5 secs……..you aight white boy.

[MALACARA @malacarasev]

EL AMOR NO SE EXPLICA
#28F

[Fabián 🍇 @Minou_1920]

Como cambia la vida con un poco de sol

[Gonzalo @Gonnassaurius_]

The Spanish Inquisition was right...