Braxton

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This should be an album cover

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Everyone bully Kevin O’Leary until he shrinks it to 0 acres

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[Mads @europemaxxed]

I hate my Job
But it pays for Beers
And I need Beers
Because I hate my Job

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

"The attempt on my life has left me in need of a ballroom."

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

50 years ago today, ‘STAR WARS’ began filming.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘DUNE: PART 3’ has been released.

In theaters on December 18.

[mr. probably gay @powcampsurvivor]

my favorite thing about ibuprofen is you can take like 3000mg and it still doesnt work

[Vince (HodlFlorida) @HodlFlorida]

Can we stop with the Senior discounts?

They have all the money.

Give 20-40 year olds discounts.

[frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora]

Just used my phone flashlight to dig out an ingrown pube so I hope whoever’s behind the spyware that the government probably has on my devices enjoyed the show

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The USA and Israel were booed during the opening ceremony of the 2026 Winter Olympics.

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

The 15-35 Utah Jazz trading 3 first round picks:

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Mads @europemaxxed]

call it. on god.