Michael Wilkinson

Parody Account of a ladys man

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Going to bed with the thought I could of made it pro... if only I could of laid off the women and booze #GammyToe

[We Are Luton Town @wearelutontown]

🏆⚽️ LUTON TOWN KIT WORLD CUP ROUND 1

LEG 6 /// (Lars Elstrup) 89/90 Away Kit V 89/90 Third Kit (Graham Rodger) 👀

VOTE BELOW ⬇️ #COYH #WALT #LTFCKWC

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up!! #Clevage #Moods

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Aghhh the washing machines broke! How am I going to get these skidders out now!! #BrownPants

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Sex is like my golf swing... Slow, Steady and doesn't go very long

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

As the old Chinese proverb goes..... Went to bed with itchy bum, woke up with stinky finger

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

@wayneo113 @LiamJohn89 @dancallum11 @WWE got your home made banners ready??

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Not a better feeling in the world!!!! 💩 #DropTheKidsOff #MorningPoo

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Thursday's have me like ......

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Great gym session today in my favourite shirt... If anyone wants one, I can probably get you one! @stackhouse90

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

@aquaman1407 @HeatherWatson92 she is butters ... She's no @laurarobson5

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

@Zoe_Thame do you want one of those t-shirts? #sky #gym #SkyAcademy #HandOnForehead @pritchettstevie @stackhouse90

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Girls seen me in my shorts ... You recon she wants me?? She would be stupid not to!!! Right @stackhouse90 ??? #PillowTalk

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Hey babe... Want to come strum my guitar

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Best stay sober for that trip to Northampton tonight!!! put the keys in the bowl

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

Holding auditions for the next lucky lady #Ron #10inch

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

I am Ron Jeremy

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

@stackhouse90 I thought he done alright

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

It's me birthday.... So form an orderly queue

[Michael Wilkinson @MiptyBoy44]

@stackhouse90 @pritchettstevie to*