Jamaa flani

Techie•
Dog lover•
Lover of things that go vroom vroom & a Part-time chicken impersonator•
I'm here for a good time & a long time•

[Jamaa flani @Miqwi]

Ukipata landlord amefunga nyumba, don't worry. Just talk to the padlock calmly. Because communication is key.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I’ll never understand people that were adopted as babies finding their bio parents and being surprised their parents want nothing to do with them….like that was kind of the point, no?

[Camila Altamiranda @camilal94971493]

Que los derechos humanos eran algo que el mundo respetaba

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[Droid @droid254]

Just realised uyo "OCS" wa Kasarani has a liquor store around here and I have had drinks with her.. She did look familiar

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Rigathi Gachagua fears Linda Mwananchi more than how he fears Ruto.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Just because you are good at surviving doesn't mean you are suppossed to live in survival.

[Ms_Miriti @MsMiriti]

So, Kiptoo, the CEO for EPRA owns an oil trading company! 😂😂

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

Press Statement By Linda Mwananchi On Ol Kalou By-Election.

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

DCP ni gari ingine ya Ruto, hawataki kushinda iyo election.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Uko sexy but uko na manguo mingi 🥹

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

kuna mambo as a CEO hufai kufanya and one of them is sleeping with your employees, employee hata akue vera unafaa kuonea yeye kwa payslip. wacha wacheze na fellow employees buana.

[Shimuli @shimuli_alice]

As someone who has worked at ECB TECHNOLOGIES and decided to quit job due to major disagreements and refusal to sexually engage with @EdwinNgany who happens to be my uncle makes me feel bad seeing him play victim even on the other side when I know the whole truth about him.

[Alon Mizrahi @alon_mizrahi]

See how the head of the biggest, most powerful and most important country in the world welcomes the leader of a tiny African nation (genocided by the Germans over a century ago).

Humanity is beautiful. Western colonialism is malignant cancer. And this is just fantastic

[L E F T, PhD ⚫️ @LeftSentThis]

“Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.”–James Baldwin

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Judging a woman based on her group of friends will save you a lot of time and trouble..

[CR7 🇵🇹 🐐 @Cr7wall]

Greatest of All Time 🐐

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Messi can have the accolades but he can never have the streets man