A car will be miles away, but my glasses have already convinced me it’s 2 seconds from hitting me. 😭🍵
Meanwhile, everyone around me has crossed the road and I’m still standing there waiting for divine confirmation. 😂
Pls tell me I’m not the only one
#glassesproblems👓
Some prayers don’t end with visible answers. They end with unexplainable peace. Nothing has changed yet, but somehow, you know God has already gone ahead of you.
Married at 19. Divorced at 24. Took half of his wealth?
If you couldn’t even secure what was jointly tied to the marriage, how exactly did you walk away with half of someone’s personal wealth?
Some claims don’t survive common sense.
@Maryhann_Oye Social media has a way of making fantasies sound like facts lolz babes you have to first collect what you both own together before thinking of his personal property
@instablog9ja Me counting the punches from both parties lmao 🤣 the will end up birthing and training bullies my concerns are didn’t they date to know there compatibility? 🤮
Nobody warns you how humbling life after NYSC can be.
One day you’re independent. The next, you’re back home washing dishes and helping everyone while trying to rebuild your own life.
The chores aren’t the hard part. Starting over is.
Who’s been here?
Entered a keke this morning and found a man already seated inside. Instead of shifting, he came down and told me to go in because “a man shouldn’t sit between two women.”
Funny how that rule disappears whenever it’s raining.
If we’re all paying the same fare, who made the rules