Emery

[Emery @MiracleIceCream]

i guess apparently its possible to change someones twitter password and email without actually accessing that accounts email. so hi its me emery @magicalrevenge until i get my account back

[asterisk @darkercandy]

PJACKK EXPLAINER FOR TWITTER MAINS🧵

pjackk was a worthless heap of fuckmetal endemic to tumblr. he was a fucked loser with no hope at all, and his death was a mercy.
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let's try that again.

pjackk was a gimmick blog that assumed the identity of prototype jack from tekken.

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

@tumblr Bring Him Back.

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

Ratts Tyerell dying for 2 hours

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Oh this must be some doodoo dogshit

[OUYA @playouya]

How would we describe this? It's basically AWESOME.

[magemallow 🐾 @Magemalio]

one of my favorite posts from all time is from r/ambien its so funny

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

that James Bond in Moonraker is surprised that the "Dr. Goodhead" he's brought to meet is a woman, despite the names of every woman he has ever met in his life, just goes to show what a next-level misogynist he really is

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

warboy: the.. they somehow outpaced us my lord…
immortan joe: impossible. what sort of vehicle was it?!
warboy: i can’t be sure… but i think it was the last of the soul red 2016 mazda 3s with-
immortan joe (saying it with him): skyactiv technology…

[Emery @MiracleIceCream]

if >50% of people press the red button, the red voters all survive but everybody who presses the blue button dies. if >50% of people press the blue button, everybody survives no matter what. before you vote, the host opens one of the doors to reveal a goat. do you switch buttons

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Gran Turismo 4

[Diamond 🍉(also bluesky and tumblr) @DiamondBrickZ]

cruel angel's sneakers. i may have put a little too much time and effort into this sorry

[☆ @THEUN1VRSE]

U wouldn’t understand it

[chloé 🌺🐐♦️ @chlortisokay]

for some reason the new mario movies wiki page states the movie has only made $48 rn and all I can think of is that shitty iron lung meme

[mobcap @mobcap_frills]

king halo and the kinglings