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[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Brazilian footballers after their first major pay check

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

Bandits Are Not Only Imposing Taxes On Farmers For Access To Their Farms, They Are Also Paying To Harvest Their Crops — Baba

When the news from the world food program came out most of us were not surprised. The Arewa consultative forum for the last few years has been drawing attention to the dire socioeconomic challenges facing the population. Government needs to attack the fundamentals of insecurity and show supremacy.

Prof. Tukur Mohammed Baba
Nat. Pub. Sec., Arewa Consultative Forum ( ACF)

[A+A @agupard_a]

I ask again;
1. On what basis did @fkeyamo , a public official, use his personal social media handle to release official material -security surveillance footages from our airport?

2. On what basis did he use same social media handle to announce imposition of a fine on a citizen?

[Tochi of Lagos 🌏 @Tochi_Oke]

A babe i met yesterday night is asking me for 750k today make she add up because she is going perfume shopping.. Omo some native doctors Dey really deceive una oh..

[Politrician @Franeb]

Tinubu has bought everyone.

Even this seemingly objective one is wearing BAT insignia in his shirt.

Crazy

[Everest @novieverest]

The week will be very long for Dave Umahi.
Peter Obi literally told him that by the time he (Umahi) becomes a presidential candidate, he can debate with his set of presidential candidates.

That's like 2039.
Umahi set dey far oooo.

[Sahara Reporters @SaharaReporters]

Kwankwaso Condemns Tinubu Govt Over 20-Year Census Delay, Says Nigeria Planning With Frozen Data | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/xV3HudZycH

[A+A @agupard_a]

Savage ….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

PO is so quick-witted, but more so, he has self-reinvented - and in loving it!

Adaptability is a great leadership quality

Last election cycle, he would have gone “… you know, Umahi is my junior brother”.

Not anymore!

[Zekeri Idris Jnr @IdrisZekeriJnr]

Division 2 should not invite Premier League to debate.

[Zekeri Idris Jnr @IdrisZekeriJnr]

100 percent!

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

A Tinubu supporter wants to lecture us because of an alleged traffic violation? A Tinubu supporter???

I mean you support Tinubu na. FBI and DEA and all security agencies in the US have freaking criminal files on this man. Chicago State University shut down their comment section because of him!

You want to talk to me about traffic what again? You’re mad!

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

What am I supposed to be telling Nigerians about Peter Obi that they are unaware of? What is it about the objective realities of the Nigerian that makes it necessary to convince them to embrace the use of their senses? I will not insult my own intelligence with that undertaking..

[Everest @novieverest]

I told you guys, that interview will cause at least 2 weeks of tears.
Festus Keyamo started the tears.
Lessons.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"If he wants to debate me now, inviting me as a presidential candidate, he should first become a presidential candidate. The World Cup is ongoing—you can't be outside the tournament inviting countries that qualified to come and play with you, is like someone who's in division one, asking a premier League team for match."

—NDC presidential candidate, Mr. Peter Obi replies to Minister of Works, Dave Umahi, over his debate challenge.

[Yinks Swaguu🐐🇦🇷🇳🇴 @therealyinks1]

"if you enter school girls go tire you"

[BLESSED 🥷 @Dee_9889]

I pity this country

[Juss.mercy❤️‍🩹 @nwidele]

"Break the rules, your parents will heal"

Na so my parents take arrest my brother😂

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

This woman’s convoy consist of around 10 brand new Land cruisers with reinforced armor plating & ballistic glasses that cost between $250k to $300k by the way.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Now that the kids have been released, they want us to praise the supreme leader. They think like Chelsea Fc management

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

“You Lied, Peter Obi Has No Police Driver, Your CCTV Footage Only Exposed His Security and APC's Obsession With Peter Obi” — Zekeri Idris Blasts Festus Keyamo, Questions Selective Enforcement https://t.co/B6O8mIgjjc