Miracle

he/him
don’t rlly post but I’m a freak
18/Fat Mexican.

[Bunnie 🌸🔞 || Decoy Dan era @SufferingDoves]

There’s a really easy solution to this problem.

[Miracle @Miracleisonline]

@Prayforjaquelin Prolly sings loud as hell in the shower.

[🔞 Submissive Dan @Prayforjaquelin]

@Miracleisonline I think half the time it’d be some shitty musical no one’s heard about 🤞

[🔞 Submissive Dan @Prayforjaquelin]

Dan is a total theatre nerd and I think we know this already

[SUPER FENT 😵‍💫☭ @heresyhorsey]

i put the moe in moelested

[chris hansen homebirth support🔞 @dabhaddestbih]

Dansen but Chris has erectile dysfunction

[✧ TXTAKEOVER ✧ 껌 @YEONJUNNEY]

Sky g

[Bunnie 🌸🔞 || Decoy Dan era @SufferingDoves]

@danny_plums “i fuck him as a toy” and dan being like “???you told me you wanted to marry me and run away together last night “

[mari ☀️ @danny_plums]

chris definitely does not think of himself as gay/queer even when he’s fucking dan. maybe a pap snaps a sneaky picture of them cozied up together and is like “chris hansen GAY relationship?” and chris is like ??? i’m not gay it’s not like that why would they say that

[Miracle @Miracleisonline]

Talked about dansen at work with my coworkers…I think I scared them

[12345 🔞 @bebrochkun228]

#dansen

[12345 🔞 @bebrochkun228]

are you ready to get pregnant omega boy

[Mick 🔞🐾 @dansenshadyfact]

DONT GO TO AN OUTDOOR HALLOWEEN PARTY. I JUST HAD TO RUN FROM COPS DRESSED AS DECOY DAN

[stick my thing in your moufh @taughttobleed]

Do u guys like it when I or not really

[Mick 🔞🐾 @dansenshadyfact]

WHOEVWR DREW THIS I LOVE YOU SO SO. MCUH THIS L IT TLE CUTIE PIE BE NICE TO HIM NOW… Please let him go see rent…

[Miracle @Miracleisonline]

Ugh work makes me suicidal.

[Bunnie 🌸🔞 || Decoy Dan era @SufferingDoves]

somehow i’m making Chris more pathetic than Dan in this

[12345 🔞 @bebrochkun228]

did he actually say this

[🔞 Submissive Dan @Prayforjaquelin]

I can’t read dansen fics I think I’m gonna die