Dude but honestly it’s SO HARD to workout with your kids at home, especially when they’re glued to us mamas’. Someone is either crying or both crying or want me to stop what I’m doing to look at a bug 😅
All I want is a cool October day with nothing to do except listen to the rain, carve a pumpkin, and watch Halloween movies under a cozy blanket on the couch. 🕯️🎃🍂✨
Had to put a sign out in front of my patio that says “pick up your dogs 💩”because nasty ass people leave their dogs shit just laying in front, literally the size of a softball.
Not the 7brew employee telling me “you’re always here, I always see you when you come!” like thank God Justin was not with me bc he would’ve been like really Miranda, I got you the Nespresso machine for a reason… 😅