miranda

On my own, here we go.

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

Bitch where the fuck are my balloons @elonmusk

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

I only come on this app to be a hater. I hate this app and you @elonmusk

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

Drake- cooked
Chiefs- cooked
Me- toasted 😎

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

The fact the eagles ran right through the middle twice in a row is wiiiiiild what is this defense 😅

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

Fuck @Beyonce your album sucks

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

Re starting Greys Anatomy is like the binge watchers Olympics. Like ya gotta do some stretches before you press play.

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

It’s funny whenever I see a gun, I think about how pretty you are. And it blows my fucking mind.

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

Sometimes I add back all the rando requests on Snapchat just for the drama

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

Sometimes I accept all the rando friend requests on Snapchat just cause I’m bored.

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

I fell in love and it ruined me

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

Im so fucking sick of working for rich middle aged white men.

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

My 40 lbs weight loss has nothing to do with determination and everything to do with the price of groceries. I mean eating 3 meals a day?? In this economy?? Could never.

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

If I started a go fund me or something for concert tickets would y’all donate

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

@AndreaRussett @DerekVautrinot For free???

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

True friends don’t care about double dipping.

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

I feel like one tree hill added Felix and Anna just so they can say they had a lgbt character. Seriously always want to skip season 2 just because of them.

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

WHYYYY DO I HAVE TO PUT A PICTURE OF MY ID ON APPLICATIONS ANNNNNDDDD THE DRIVERS LICENSE NUMBER THATS ANNOYING

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

PLEASE help me find a place to live in salt lake county but preferably not downtown and preferably under $1000 so I can stop obsessing over finding a place

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

@jerrendevine Something like that

[miranda @MirandaDahl_7]

Sertraline taste like orange cream