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28. ♐️ NAEWAY 4L 💜🕊

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

Anything helps ♥️ I love you mama https://t.co/Zkw3sQw366

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

Expecting a woman to take you seriously when you haven’t even put in the work to prove you’re worthy is crazy.

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

@WeezBeats Ain’t nobody running my guy 😂🖕🏻

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I’m so tired of men asking “when can I see you?” When you plan a date. That’s when. 9 times out of 10 they won’t lmao

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@Joebudd22 😂😂

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Why outer banks gotta do me like that 😭😭😭😭 I’m so sad

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

Man this election got me nervous 😭

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Never spent this much on a Halloween costume in my life but hey, I know I’ll look good 😂💁🏼‍♀️

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

If you wanna be stupid, go be stupid somewhere else 😴

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

I really changed my jersey number to 14 when this came out and kept it for years 😂😂😂

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

the impact that Zac Efron as Troy Bolton had on people was incredible

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

Can’t wait to get my puppy tomorrow 😍😭

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

Where tf can I go in Portland/Vancouver to get my toes done this good

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

@NaeeAlizeee I was looking at tickets earlier! Should we say fuck it and go 👀

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

@matrandol It’s about time

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

Shit isn’t easy. But at the end of the day have to do what’s best for myself 🤷🏼‍♀️

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

Haven’t gotten a tattoo since 2021. Excited for Monday 😎

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

The reason why us servers get upset when people don’t tip is the fact that we make a LIVING off tips. If we got paid enough hourly, it wouldn’t be a problem. But only getting paid minimum wage, then having to tip out BOH, we need as many tips as we can get.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

waiter demanding 20% is crazy

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

I’m craving esquites from the pink taco truck 😭

[MD @MirandaDesmond]

@My4Tay_ The other trailers made it look so good, now I’m just like wtf is this 😂

[Alice @ArmoAlice]

Cheifs Coach Andy Reid during Usher's half time show #SuperBowl