randy

i’m the fucking lizard king

[randy @MirandaGberg]

You were either an Applebee’s half apps person or you weren’t, there is no in between

[randy @MirandaGberg]

@AMCHelps Thank you. I sent a private message. We just want to know what happens next since it seems we are now not able to go to our showing tonight.

[randy @MirandaGberg]

@AMCTheatres We have tickets for a show at the AMC Monmouth Mall 15 in Eatontown, NJ but the website shows it as temporarily closed. Can you give me more information on the status of the theatre before we head out?

[randy @MirandaGberg]

@AMCHelps We have tickets for a show at the AMC Monmouth Mall 15 in Eatontown, NJ but the website shows it as temporarily closed. Can you give me more information on the status of the theatre before we head out?

[randy @MirandaGberg]

The video of Austen Kroll yelling “Madison” in his underwear is my Roman Empire

[jaslene @MFPWBILJONAS]

“this is going to ruin the tour” “what tour” “the world tour”

[onemoregirlblog 💋 @BiborJatek]

thread of celebrities/brands supporting the Biebers baby announcement

[randy @MirandaGberg]

You know who’s always been true to himself since Day 1 and has never changed? @DJPaulyD 🫶

[randy @MirandaGberg]

Newfound love: a cold Taco Bell soft taco

[randy @MirandaGberg]

Ryan Murphy is the next Dan Schneider (in terms of having his hands in a lot of shows, not sexually)

[randy @MirandaGberg]

@StamWOW

[mr. binch @discocowboyhat]

happy short king week (5/6-5/10) to those who celebrate!!!

[randy @MirandaGberg]

*wasn’t even nominated

[randy @MirandaGberg]

Crying over the fact that Taron Egerton didn’t win an Oscar for “Rocketman”

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

drake: you're short

kendrick: In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[randy @MirandaGberg]

Crying over the fact that Taron Egerton didn’t win an Oscar for “Rocketman”

[ɹoʇɔᴉΛ @upsidedownvic]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[randy @MirandaGberg]

If you are a strong proponent of the “the drink rule,” you’re not going to fucking believe this

[randy @MirandaGberg]

Yo whatever happened to Ryan Sheckler?

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

U sure?

[randy @MirandaGberg]

I’ve been falling asleep to SVU and I don’t think it’s been great for my mental health tbh