Miranda

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We should really sacrifice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

This Walgreens pharmacist refused to fill my patient’s prescription because I wouldn’t explain to her why I was prescribing it off-label.
(Volume up)

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

@NancyMace True. But if your wife is taking a SSRI, benzodiazepine, sleeping pill and an antipsychotic, she should not be caring for three young children by herself.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

How much does it cost to get a body back from Peru asshole?

[Miranda @MirandaGhost8]

@luisjgomez Dan Harmon

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

Are you starting to get it yet?

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

It’s going to be the Argentinian beef that was just rejected by China for being laced with neurotoxic and carcinogenic antibiotics, isn’t it?

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

Walgreens is not your doctor. Danielle should be charged with practicing medicine without a license.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Unpopular opinion but blaming a crime on postpartum psychosis is like a man blaming his testosterone for rape. Hormones aren't an excuse for horrific acts. The victims are 3 innocent babies. Enough of this crap.

[Talky Chelle @chelle_talky]

She LOST the case saying she was an Israeli honeypot.

Now, that's news.

[Detective Salvaje 📕 ☕️ @s_guillermo]

Si la máquina no puede cometer suicidio no puede escribir poesía.

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Word on the street is the tech oligarchs are panicking about this.

[Crack Amico @CrackAmicoRAP]

Shout out to @FeehanKerryn for always helping out smaller creators. Helped Durag get some great guests. Pulled up to be the star of my video for free. That’s what you call a #realassbitch 🫡

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

There's no way to ask this without sounding a bit antisemitic but do orthodox Jews think their god is stupid or something? Do they not fear judgement for attempting to circumvent the rules of god with loopholes? This is a genuine question btw

[Tim Butterly @timbutterly]

It has been brought to my attention that in my state of grief I never even tweeted the link to the special. Here it is for posterity. RIP Andy.

30 Minutes with Tim Butterly | Presented by GaS Digital | Full Special
https://t.co/bQGOEH54uT

[Wrynnsito @Wrynnsito1]

“Healthcare is NOT a Hum-“

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

🫡

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

Denmark just passed a law that every person owns a copyright to their own face, voice and body. In the age of AI, this places more legal control in a person's hands, and there are real, large consequences and fines for breaking this law.

[Maddy @MaddyViews]

All countries should ban Israeli citizens from entering their territory.

[Doinks the Frog @DoinksTheFrog]

The Jeep ducks thing is so gay