Miranda

"Care about what people think and you will always be their prisoner."

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@keithedwards

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@Avabelly__ He was mowing the lawn?

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@ReignOfApril Kool-Aid Man kick my door down and arouse my like a fraternity rush initiation

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

BREAKING NEWS: Skyline has withdrawn from performing at the Great American State Fair

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@KnightWorld “Mornin’ bitches!”

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@DougWahl1

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@WUTangKids She needs to keep her ass under the bridge and collect those tolls

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@RpsAgainstTrump Sounds like something Jim Jones would say.

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@ThrillaRilla369 Yup. And I’ll stand in the front yard with my finger pointed directly at them.

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@Acyn

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@PuppiesIover And then had the NERVE to ask if we could get McDonald’s on the way home

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@krassenstein You’ve been served enough, hunny

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

Is it dead yet?

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@TheMaineWonk Hire Wylie E. Coyote to paint the wall to match the terrain so everyone crossing run into it. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@Ashy_slashee This is our version of “Live, Laugh, Love” that hangs in our living room

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@OmegaStar78 Falcor

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@emconway55 @MayraABC13 Don’t let anyone catch you at a Mexican restaurant then. If you don’t like what Houston has “become”, leave.

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@bstrat515 @PopBase Then I guess you have something against A Christmas Story, you uncultured swine

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@thehicklife I miss him ❤️

[Miranda @MirandaGirl24]

@LePapillonBlu2 I’d rather watch the video of that guy that was licking the doorbell on loop