mira

sriracha honey mustard

[mira @MirandaKough]

guys find out you’re a sexual person and then completely forget to treat you like a person

[mira @MirandaKough]

@drivingmemadi the way I GAGGED

[mira @MirandaKough]

@citehchris jesus christ

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

DRUGS ARE WINNING THE WAR ON DRUGS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Girlfriend Really Has Mind Of Its Own Today https://t.co/OQhjw7AyMw

[mira @MirandaKough]

@HelloStove @itsmegangraves they love a good cream pie

[mira @MirandaKough]

for those unaware, the tobin is a bridge in boston

[mira @MirandaKough]

im gonna throw my uterus off the fuckin tobin

[mira @MirandaKough]

@DavisVasky I need him

[mira @MirandaKough]

my therapist told me to say “and i love that” after saying anything negative and I really do love that even if im lying

[mira @MirandaKough]

straight guys with long nails scare me

[mira @MirandaKough]

i been off the meds

how we doin kids?

[mira @MirandaKough]

fresh pressed ginger ale really is the tits 👌🏼

[yedoye @yedoye_]

if I heard baby keem say panini I would cry

[mira @MirandaKough]

how do I tell the nail lady I want my nails to look like they’ve been dipped in cum

[mira @MirandaKough]

@_cyyndaquil that’s a long walk from salt lake too babe

[mira @MirandaKough]

I never want another uber driver, only the one that took me home tonight 🤍 I hope everyone gets a Tim