Miranda Lawson

Miranda Lawson. Queen Regent of the Normandy. I settle for nothing but the best. #Perfection #MERP #Parody

[Miranda Lawson @MirandaLawson_]

#FamousLastWords "In theory any biotic could handle it"

[Miranda Lawson @MirandaLawson_]

@GalaxyJoke @ZicoShepard @kasumi_goto Whatever, let's just get you back to the ship lightweight. To think I wasted a dress on this.

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@GalaxyJoke @kasumi_goto @ZicoShepard The only way I'm breaking your ribs is if I crush you with biotics for being a chauvinistic arsehole.

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@ZicoShepard @GalaxyJoke @kasumi_goto I think he should call for a stomach pump

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@ZicoShepard @GalaxyJoke @kasumi_goto Joker please get down from there the last thing I want to do tonight is to fill out insurance forms

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@ZicoShepard @kasumi_goto @GalaxyJoke *she takes a seat* Well since it's your treat I'll take a glass of Pinot Grigio please Commander.

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@ZicoShepard @kasumi_goto @GalaxyJoke *Arrives in Purgatory wearing a red dress* Shepard, Joker, Kasumi *she smiles*

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@ZicoShepard As you wish Commander *she closes her omni-tool and heads out of the airlock and towards Purgatory*

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@ZicoShepard *buzzes Shepard's cabin on the intercom* I'm ready to go Commander, I'll be waiting for you in the CIC when you're ready.

[Miranda Lawson @MirandaLawson_]

@ZicoShepard Of course Shepard, I've got some reports to take care of right now but check back in a couple of hours and I'll be ready to go.

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@YeomenChambers @ZicoShepard The feeling is mutual.

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@ZicoShepard @YeomenChambers My own amusement?

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@YeomenChambers Oh...well I guess a mute point is still a point.

[Miranda Lawson @MirandaLawson_]

@YeomenChambers Yes, I presume there is a point somewhere, would you mind getting to it?

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@YeomenChambers Not particularly no but at least I couldn't be replaced by a fish feeding VI.

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@YeomenChambers I called you unnecessary I didn't threaten you in any way.

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@YeomenChambers That's funny because I was just thinking the same about you.

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Yo Subject Zero what's good?

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If I hear one more person refer to the drink they are having at Purgatory as cheeky then I'll put a cheeky bullet between their eyes.

[Miranda Lawson @MirandaLawson_]

Asking for a friend.