Miranda Thompson

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

I’m itching for a new tattoo

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

Anyone else use to practice breathing very subtly so if you had to act dead to a kidnapper/murderer you could or are you normal?

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

Let’s go 😈👿

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: the Raiders agreed to trade five-time Pro-Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to the Baltimore Ravens in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks.

The trade cannot be processed until next week, but it is in place. And Crosby is expected to be a Raven with two 1s back to Vegas.

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

If any moms on here could teach me how to stop obsessing over my baby meeting his milestones that would be great 😅

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

"We really look forward to making it we, making it all of us."

Head Coach Jesse Minter addresses the Ravens staff for the first time:

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

@simplydannic Okay this!! I am petrified of mice and we had issues with some in our house (our home is in a woodsy area) and I’m trying to read books to him and 4 books talk about them !!

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

Tonight I got a 5 hour stretch of sleep for the first time in like 6 months and I feel like a brand new person

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

If you don’t return your cart, I’m definitely judging you.

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

I love my baby and he is such a good baby. But my body hates post partum so I swear if anyone asks me if I’m having another one , I will throat punch you.

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

@briannanicole2_ I love you too 🩵!

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

This week has been the absolute longest week of my entire life.

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

Life man 😅

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

Not me getting emotional about how my time of just being a fur mom to our first baby is coming to an end 😅🥹

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

What I would do to talk to my Grandmom right now.

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

Having gestational diabetes means being excited for your vitamin c gummies because they are the closest thing to candy you can have 😅😅

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

It should be illegal to wake up as cranky and annoyed as I did today

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

I feel like I just ran a whole marathon at work with all the messages and emails I got from 7am til now 😅😅

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

Going into baby boy’s nursery and seeing our vision come true just makes me so happy 🥹🥹

[Miranda Thompson @MirandaMellott]

One more day of these classes, one week break and then my last class before I get this MBA🙌🏻😅

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Wait- you mean renaming the Gulf of Mexico didn’t lower prices???

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

So you wanted Diversity, Equity and Inclusion?????