Miranda Quynh Humphrey

I’m here to tweet about my new mom probs 👶🏻 and the bachelor 🌹.

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

@cakeshaman RUDE. I just want to say thank you!

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

@cakeshaman RUDE

[Blake @cakeshaman]

Sometimes you gotta take a drive to clear your head.

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

@cakeshaman Dislike!! 😔

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

It is frustrating and silly how much I need my glasses to find my glasses.

[Wells Adams @WellsAdams]

3 things we have learned in the past 2 months.

1. We don’t pay teachers nearly enough.

2. We don’t pay front line healthcare workers nearly enough.

3. We don’t need to come in to the office for your stupid meeting, boss.

Thank you from coming to my Ted Talk.

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

@chrissyteigen So sorry she chose those words to describe your hard work and dedication.

It is not horrifying, it is influential. Your brand and your personality are influential and inspiring to other home cooks.

#keeponkeepingon #youdoyou

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

@emmaknutson14 😂💕

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

@emmaknutson14 Lol I’m super curious as to how he took that!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I hate Peters family. #TheBachelorFinale

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

i don't know if I ever want this dude who can't make tough decisions to FLY ME IN A PLANE.

#thebachelor

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

@cakeshaman @midlifetimmy 😂😂

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

@cakeshaman @Giannis_An34 Omg 😍😆

[J.P. Rosenbaum @JP_Rosenbaum]

I don’t wanna talk but I wanna talk so let’s talk but I don’t wanna talk. #bachelortalk #TheBachelor

[Blake @cakeshaman]

Dumping Chase Rice for Peter is an all time idiot move, Victoria. #TheBachelorABC

[Blake @cakeshaman]

I’m watching the @BachelorABC with my wife tonight because I’m an awesome husband. Will be following #CLEMvsLSU on my phone though. Also Peter, you’re a gigantic wuss. Get some backbone dude.

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

Peter- Run away and start a life with Hannah B. Then give the show to Mike.

This proves that the bachelor should have been Mike all along.

#BachelorNation #bachelormonday #mikeforbachelor

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Bucks vs. @SlamsonTheLion 😂

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

Just a heads up- if you are sick, stay the fuck away from my baby or I will throat punch you. #besmart #mommarage #goaway

[Miranda Quynh Humphrey @MirandaQuynh]

The spewing doesn’t stop. Pee, poop, spit up.
It. Doesn’t. Stop.

#newmomprobs #momlife #monroejames #boymomma