M i r a n d a

Live and let live ✌🏻

[M i r a n d a @MirandaRae12]

@HugosPizzaSTL 10/10 would recommend the green pizza... except with actual broccolini and not broccoli 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[M i r a n d a @MirandaRae12]

One of those days where I can’t decide if I need to eat, sleep or throw up... 😦🤢

[M i r a n d a @MirandaRae12]

Finally gets toaster... 😒

[M i r a n d a @MirandaRae12]

Me: “I really need a toaster.”
“But I work the next two days...”
“But I want the toaster now”

*orders sub-par toaster from amazon prime

*proceeds to let it sit in the mail room for 2.5 weeks
🤦🏼‍♀️

[M i r a n d a @MirandaRae12]

10/10 would highly recommend The Zookeepers Wife 😢👏🏻🎞

[Chill Vibes @ChiIIVlbes]

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Jobs jump by 313,000 in February, best since July 2016 (via @FoxBusiness) https://t.co/5z8KKT4D1Q

[M i r a n d a @MirandaRae12]

My dating life is about as successful as princess Mia’s on her 21st bday #theguywhodoesthesplits

[M i r a n d a @MirandaRae12]

@SoVeryAwkward @candy__kainz

[M i r a n d a @MirandaRae12]

My life... https://t.co/8ArDizkVBz

[M i r a n d a @MirandaRae12]

2 16s and 2 12s down and it’s only Thursday... #dead

[M i r a n d a @MirandaRae12]

Have y’all ever noticed this awkward submissive/ begging for life emoji... 🙇🏼‍♀️