Miranda Reeves

LA. | Go2Talent Agency [email protected]

[Miranda Reeves @MirandaReeves11]

TGIF BABESSSS must watch

[Miranda Reeves @MirandaReeves11]

Sign petition for the resignation of LA Mayor, Karen Bass

[Miranda Reeves @MirandaReeves11]

https://t.co/xJjEqBAV52

[Miranda Reeves @MirandaReeves11]

https://t.co/xJjEqBAV52

[City of Santa Monica @santamonicacity]

Current air quality levels are reaching moderate levels in some parts of the city.

Outdoor city facilities remain closed today due to impacts from ash and smoke. The Memorial Park Gym and Fitness Room are open. Farmers markets remain closed.

map at https://t.co/ogInWiHldY

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Los Angeles mayor Karen Bass freezes up while getting absolutely skewered by a reporter for her horrible policies.

This is exactly how these people should be treated.

Reporter: "Do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes were burning?"

"Do you regret cutting the fire department budget by millions of dollars, madam mayor?"

"Have you nothing to say today?"

"Have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today?"

"Elon Musk says that you're utterly incompetent. Are you considering your position?"

"Madam mayor, have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today who are dealing with this disaster? No apology for them?"

"Do you think you should have been visiting Ghana while this was unfolding back home?"

American reporters should take notes from this guy.

[e taylor @erinisaway]

no one in la is sleeping tonight that is for sure

[Miranda Reeves @MirandaReeves11]

So ehm do I got any fortnite playing friends on here?

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“I saw my psychiatrist at Trader Joe’s last week as I was holding bottles of grey goose and tequila and all he said was ‘I think you should make an appointment.’”

[Ravon Justice @CoachJustice10]

What COVID and Racism have in common: People don't believe they exists if they haven't been affected personally.

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

read the first letter of each emoji:
🍋🍊🍤🍆🍚

[looskilou @num1_guindazol]

I’m just trying to relax

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Woman: “How big are your medium and large sizes?”

Barista: “The medium is 12 and the large is 24.”

Woman: “Ok, can I have a 12 INCH iced oat milk latte?”

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

I'm a germaphobe and this is a pandemic. I don't give a shit. No matter who you are. You see me on the street and need a hug, I'm giving you a fucking hug. That goes for the peaceful protester and the well intentioned officer. We need to heal. I will fucking hug you. JOIN FORCES.

[uoǝɯᴉS🦉 @iamsimeonb]

During the protest in Houston yesterday one of the police officers noticed my daughter crying. She asked him “Are you gonna shoot us” he got down on one knee wrapped his arm around her and responded:

[Contingency Fee @ContingencyFee]

-----ATTENTION-----

If you or a loved one has been refused entry to a private business for not wearing a mask and you would like to explore legal options to protect your constitutional rights, our law firm is happy to explain just how fucking stupid you are.

[twiggy smallz @DilanTheVillain]

i can hear the DJs now “if you survived COVID-19 make some mf’n noise!”😂

[c @SorryDontClaire]

Too ugly for insta too stupid for twitter too stiff for tiktok

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“Crazy times, right?”

“Yeah… I mean, I’m chilling cuz I just got adult braces so this is kind of perfect for me, but yeah in general. For sure.”

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

It feels like we're in an international escape room and no one's working together.