Miranda 🌮

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

Sometimes I think I’d love to have Taylor Swift’s mind for a day, but then I get overstimulated when something sticky is touching me & any noise is being made. So maybe not.

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

and what’s so wrong with them that they couldn’t be used in our essays??

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

Now that I am well removed from high school and college, I have a confession to make…

I don’t know what be verbs are

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

BeReal now showing how many retakes you took?? I know it’s real but like fk let me have something to myself

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

Hanging up my loyalty to @SouthwestAir

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

Why isn’t @Apple doing “emoji of the year” like show me my most used emoji this year

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

Here are my thoughts
I miss soap cutting ASMR
I wish everything was $5

all for right now thanks

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

Work up at 5am & did work for 4 hours. Which as transported me back to 2014 & I’m now taking endless buzz feed quizzes.

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

Adulthood is being able to stay up as late as you want but wanting to go to bed at 8pm

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

To my tennis family and beyond,

With Love,
Roger

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

That panic when you know you only have like a month left to manipulate your 2022 Spotify wrapped.

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

That sigh of relief when you realize you can listen to anything on Spotify this month bc it has no say in your 2022 wrapped. Finally I can listen in peace

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

He’s a 10 but he kisses his car good night

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

I miss the “open for a surprise” tweets

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

How much do we think the delivery would cost to get @HaciendaIndiana out here to me in Denver?

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

Merry GRiZmas in July famo! It’s our first shows back so I wanted to take a moment to talk about our shows + etiquette again since we haven’t done this in a while! (A thread)

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[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

My phone keeps autocorrecting “nutrition” to “burritos” today and if that doesn’t speak a lot to my character, idk what does

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

@murbywurmy I did the exact same thing last year and don’t regret it at all. Good for you girl! Better things are on the way ❤️

[Miranda 🌮 @MirandaRene_13]

7 months ago I was crying at work because I hated my job, felt like I wasn’t valued or needed.
Today I just cried while working because I feel so fulfilled, valued, and 100% in my element.

They aren’t wrong, guys. Quit your job, take the risk, put yourself first.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I can’t believe 12 years ago I was dancing around my bedroom to love story and now here I am again