miranda / rae / hart

| Creator of the soft smile | wasting my youth in a dim theater near u | Maybe you've seen me at the 7-11 |

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

Holy crap the plot thickens

[miranda / rae / hart @Miranda__Hart]

.@GregAbbott_TX please stop the execution of @innocence client #RobertRoberson on Oct. 17 for a crime that never occurred. https://t.co/RmNHDxsdX0

[miranda / rae / hart @Miranda__Hart]

Saying only children are weird is Mormon propaganda

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

AMAZING: Live on Fox News, an angry mom at the Nashville School Shooting Press Conference, steps in front of the mic and gives an incredible speech.

Meanwhile Fox News is caught off guard and panics, trying to not show her on air. I'm sure the gun lobby and NRA aren't too happy.

The woman, named Ashbey Beasley
@CampBeasleywood
, was a Highland Park, Illinois shooting survivor, and said the following:

“Aren’t you guys tired of covering this? Aren’t you guys tired of being here and having to cover all these mass shootings? How is this still happening? How are our children still dying and why are we failing them? "These mass shootings will continue to happen until our lawmakers step up and pass gun safety legislation.”

Thank you!!

[Miguel Lozada @MLozada]

If Rhianna doesn’t bring out Tom Holland for Umbrella…

[Skyler @SkylerShane17]

One thing about Rhianna is she gonna promote her business like a baddie she is #SuperBowl #Rihanna

[miranda / rae / hart @Miranda__Hart]

My only understanding of ethics comes from a Tobey Maguire movie distributed by Miramax but still it’s somehow better than half the Supreme Court’s #ciderhouserules #RoeVsWade

[miranda / rae / hart @Miranda__Hart]

When the only ppl left to educate and rally ppl r insta comedians, u know we did something wrong

[miranda / rae / hart @Miranda__Hart]

A guy I was dating once told me —out of nowhere— “you could stand to gain 15 lbs of muscle.” Im still processing this

[miranda / rae / hart @Miranda__Hart]

Oscars :)

[miranda / rae / hart @Miranda__Hart]

May Connell wipe your tears AND take you to the Debs

[miranda / rae / hart @Miranda__Hart]

PSA: i’m gonna tweet now

[Cher @cher]

I HAVE ONE QUESTION.IVE PERFORMED SINCE I WAS NINETEEN,& DOING THE KIND OF SHOWS BRITNEY & I DO IS HARD FKNG WORK‼️WHAT DRUG COCKTAIL DID THEY GIVE HER 2 FORCE HER PERFORM,BUT KEEP HER FROM HAVING A LIFE⁉️A FEW TIMES I HEARD SHE WAS ZOMBIE LIKE.SHE MUST HAVE BEEN IN A
LIVING 🔥

[miranda / rae / hart @Miranda__Hart]

@allisonoconor Gilmore Girls

[32_male_houston @25_male_nyc2]

just remembered this gem

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

Malcolm and Marie's neighbors have had enough

[miranda / rae / hart @Miranda__Hart]

NO I actually think my villain origin story being someone fell asleep while I was showing them twilight IS valid

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Adam Sandler lit the internet on fire with that video