Miranda

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

Life is my happy place

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

How and where do I apply to be the person who says “you’ve been served” and hands people papers and then just walks away?? It seems relatively simple. I think I really qualify.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Are you trying to tell me a thimble is not made for babies to take shots?

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

This the best birthday present I could ask for!!

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

It’s only a matter of time...

Our Hamilton film.
THIS July 3rd.
On Disney+.

#Hamilfilm

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

It’s only a matter of time...

Our Hamilton film.
THIS July 3rd.
On Disney+.

#Hamilfilm

[kim @KimmyMonte]

for once, i’d just like to spiral into control.

[Max Milian @maxmilianmusic]

Watch the full video here: https://t.co/yJDuTnkqZ4

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

Life’s a pooper - @titcombanna

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

My dad to my mom: I put a few couches in our Costco shopping cart, so you should probably check those out.

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

Proof my family is going crazy: a thread.

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

Me trying to explain a game to my dad: Okay think of a word that starts with a letter.

This is going downhill fast.

[Mary Neely @mneelzy]

HAMILTON

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

At what point in the relationship do you bring up that their bitmoji on Snapchat looks nothing like them and is seriously unattractive??? Too petty?

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

Anyone else’s prayers literally turning into a plea for some sanity? I’m like “please bless that I will not be completely crazy by the end of this.”

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

I would appreciate it if everyone could stop trying to contact me. I am recovering from heartbreak and every time my phone makes a noise my heart gets her hopes up. Okay. Thanks bye!

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

Wait, so you’re telling me that this whole “butterflies in my stomach” thing is actually just my anxiety??

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

What I lack in food storage, I make up for in sweat pants.

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

And that is all I’ve got to say. I hope you wake up tomorrow and do something that makes you feel as empowered as I feel right now. You deserve it.

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

I literally redownloaded twitter just to post my testimony of the power of unfollowing people who only make you feel like you aren’t enough!!!!!

[Miranda @Mirandaanoblee]

These two girls might be fun and dandy for other people to follow, but man were they toxic for me. So. This is me ranting about how important it is to put yourself first and stop caring about hurting ppls feelings by unfollowing them.