sillysalamirander

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

@AwesomeDaryn21 Yesssss!! Happy for you ❤️❤️

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

Only 10:30 am with my window open and these are the things I’ve heard my 50+ old neighbor say
“That mother fucker needs to leave”
“I’ll k*ll that mother fucker”
And “oh no daddddy noooo”

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

@kait_pruitt Ty 😌❤️

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

Shout out to my sponsor, thunder, for helping me sleep

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

“for someone with a phat ass, you got a boney butt”
Haha ok babe

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

How am I supposed to keep my composure at work when I get a call like this “they have been eating me out, I mean chewing me out about this”

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

@queen_jay2419 I just did and got many more responses than I thought so I’d say go crazy 🤪

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

@AwesomeDaryn21 It’s just a phase babe 💜 love you, it’ll get better

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

@abscross @ADpandaHD They left the dollar too? That’s wild

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

@kait_pruitt @jokesonemma @kai My phone fails me yet again

[rockstar @cadefart]

marijuana and coffee is my favorite breakfast combo, that might explain why ice mocha lotta weed

[Andrew Wolfe @deadatthewheel]

Cats are just weighted blankets you have to occasionally feed

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

@Myleetarbox I’m not tired of you existing ❤️

[~ @viagrafaII]

june’s over??? julying 😂

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

Iso when working hard actually pays off

[sillysalamirander @Mirandafaith00]

@katslayback It makes me so mad. I can feel it tearing up my car 🥴