Miranda Osborne

It's all about me.

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@AvantiWestCoast all trains from Euston to atherstone cancelled all evening. On Leicester train. How do I claim for my taxi from Leicester as can’t get back to atherstone?

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@MINI How mindless the IT&Marketing department are when they built a new app (that my mini is 1 month too old for)and decommissioned the old one so now I have nothing.Will never buy again

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@AldiUK a wooden social media set for 3yr olds is all kinds of wrong!

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@LissSport I’ve been waiting for my uniform order for over 6 weeks. Two chaser emails have been ignored. Can somebody please come back to me with a status update? These items are urgent.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘imprescience’ (19th century): a total lack of foresight and foreknowledge.

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@MINI Well, since you’ve retired the mini app for my Feb ‘18 car, I can confidently say none of them!

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@DrRosena They’re so stretched that I genuinely don’t know what situation constitutes being serious enough to intervene!

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@MINI @BMW_UK customer services said that my Feb 18’ Mini doesn’t qualify for the new Mini app and the current one is being removed in 2 days.Can’t use for satnav, Spotify etc Unbelievably short sighted when I’m shortly changing my car and you’re firmly off the consideration list

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

It takes on average a shocking 8 years to diagnose #endometriosis. Write to your MP today to turn this around for the 1 in 10 with endometriosis in the UK. https://t.co/39x3zbMQu9

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Being a woman: my "outside" day finishes at sundown. If I haven't taken the dog for a walk/jogged by then, I can't. In the winter, it often means the choice between exercise and work. Today, I had to stop work at 4 to exercise. My husband worked until 6, and is now off for a run.

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@dperro_wrh @EndometriosisUK @Endometriosis @WorldEndoSoc Adenomyosis was explained as “endometriosis’ ugly sister’ by my consultant. I’m glad this and endometriosis are getting the focus proportionate to the impact it has on so many lives.

[Shiv Malik @shivmalik]

Once all vulnerable groups have been vaccinated (Feb15?) then kids MUST go back to school. They are being damaged everyday they are not. And the wellbeing of kids - mental and physical health - can not be traded for anything but the highest threat to life.

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@Original_Noodle Itchy bones...I swear it’s a thing!

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@DandDLondon so excited to see you doing Bluebird food at Home boxes...that was until I got to the checkout and saw you’re charging a whopping £19 delivery per box! Love you guys but it’s completely put me off.

[MR @MarcusRashford]

If you can do one thing for me tonight, sign the petition 👇🏾

https://t.co/FvvpO71zOv

It’s time we put party politics aside and worked together to find a long-term sustainable solution to child food poverty in the UK.

Implement the 3 asks.

I appreciate you all ♥️

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

Staying @RadissonBlu Stansted...unclean room with hairs in the shower-yuk!Arrived back from dinner at 10pm and asked for water. Receptionist snottily said it wasn’t available..NO WATER AVAILABLE for guests???come on Radisson, what’s next-sometimes no bed in the room? #dehydrated

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

@loanchargeAPPG @RishiSunak @RuthCadbury @OwenThompson @eastantrimmp @AndrewRosindell @MartynDaySNP @JonCruddas_1 @DavidLinden @BaronessKramer @ChrisStephens @LCAG_2019 @drlukeevans as my representative MP, can I ask that you please add your name to this?

[Lost Boy Jewellery @LostBoyBling]

“A Pizza My Heart” now available! Made to any size £65 - chuck me a message for a chin wag about making it truly yours 🖤🤘🏻 #LostBoyJewellery #LostBoyBling

[William Curley MCA @William_Curley]

Win a box of our Hazelnut Rochers! A silky ganache made with @amedeituscany Gianduja, centred with a Piedmont hazelnut and coated in nutty Toscano milk chocolate. Like & Retweet to win! #competition #nostalgia #chocolate 👨‍🍳🍫

[Miranda Osborne @Mirandaosborne]

Halle capturing the mood right now!