L. S. Miranda, Esq.

Law, Science and Sarcasm. Tweets are not legal advice. Opinions are my own and all standard disclaimers, etc, etc.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

I don’t think people fully understand what’s happening. We’re not being priced out of luxury. We’re being priced out of normal. A house, car, Groceries, Childcare, Insurance,These weren’t extravagant expectations 20 years ago.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

If this were Iran, or another "enemy" country, it would be the top story in every news outlet on the planet.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

There are only three options:

1. Putin has bribed Trump and enough senior officials in the White House so as to exert almost total control over the administration.

2. Putin has enough kompromat on Trump and on enough senior officials so as to exert almost total control over the administration.

3. Trump and enough senior officials are sufficiently ideologically aligned with Putin so neither bribes nor kompromat are necessary to exert almost total control over the administration.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

I want to live in a country where corporations can’t buy our politicians.

[Annia Ciezadlo @annia.bsky.social @annia]

So under Anthropic's bill, Anthropic can kill 49 people and steal up to a billion dollars before anyone can legally stop them

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Guy who said we would have coast to coast self driving cars in 2019 and 1 million robotaxis in 2020 says advertisers aren't allowed to overstate claims anymore. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 LOL 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😄

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

At no point in history did Israel have the moral high ground.

[Leila Charles Leigh 🌹 - Purity Tester @leilacleigh]

Look who finally emerged from his money cave to bless us with some timely speech on morality 3 years into a genocide

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

This isn’t good enough. She spent the entire election defending Israel and saying she would keep sending weapons. Even after she lost, she continued chastising protesters who called her out for her complicity, so I don’t trust anything she has to say now.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

HOLY SHIT.

Troy Jackson just ended his debate with Susan Collins with this:

“Sen. Collins paid for the bullets at Donald Trump’s command. Now she wants credit for not pulling the trigger.”

That’s not a debate zinger.

That’s a fucking indictment.

[Hakase @aidoruhakase]

the other thing about AI? have you noticed recently how everything is just...slightly shittier? slower, more outages, etc? yeah. it's because AI. it's a net negative for everyone and everything.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’m so sick and tired of this whole fuckass administration.

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

Oh I forgot when someone kicks me out of my home then offers me the broken shed to stay in they are inn fact doing me a favour and showing me kindness oh and that’s after they’ve murdered my entire family.

This is the brainwashing we are up against!

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

@elonmusk Time for Elon Musk to go.

We’re all done with you and the sadistic vegetable you paid to put in the White House.

You have no idea the beast you have invoked you apartheid nepobaby.

This is America. Ukraine is our friend.

Get out.

[Britni Danielle @BritniDWrites]

Be warned. They will not stop at Rep. Omar. They are using this to strip naturalized citizens of their citizenship if they don't agree with your views (first amendment be damned).

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

This poll doesn’t measure public opinion about “Netanyahu’s Israel.” It simply asks about Israel, which the public dislikes not because of Netanyahu, but because it’s a genocidal apartheid state that cannot exist without denying rights to and ethnically cleansing the indigenous population.

[Empire Of Lies @berningman16]

Kamala the Killer dares speak of "moral obligations to human rights"? After what they did to Gaza?

Fuck her and fuck Genocide Joe. We will never forget. And we will never forgive.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

AI is not smart.
Stop saying this. It is deeply insulting to the human race.

LLMs are the compressed digital exhaust of people being smart. They can produce holograms of previous expressions of intelligence. They will never understand ANYTHING—not a book, not a street.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Same vague piffle Biden officials gave for 15 months. What are her specific commitments to stop said “horrific conduct”? No one knows, the point is to look Deeply Concerned while committing to nothing, much less the actual demands from Palestinians for a full arm embargo