Mirar

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/kBrKR6u5SZ

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http://t.co/zzqLe16P2j Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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http://t.co/5Xk0lde9tK No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/mLozQxhQ2t

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/5ubGJ1PiT2

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How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/rL9gLwocpJ

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/4ocAKGaqXL

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http://t.co/SCcZtAvrc1 Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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http://t.co/pZbkl9AgOk How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/ykEkMqOIca

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http://t.co/kNg0dRqiwG Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/VXt14SAQeL

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/Wd3ifsLRha

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http://t.co/tz7FCnlTs8 I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

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"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/91jqfLxCTS

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If I was super religious, I'd celebrate Easter by getting nailed. http://t.co/2fXkm5FP

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I don't mean to be a party pooper but... where's your bathroom? http://t.co/YvxuFCKl

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The purest love in the world exists between a rapper and his exotic fish tank. http://t.co/qtLHYkO9

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Clothes make the man. Indonesian children make the clothes. http://t.co/F1kVQXyq

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http://t.co/ZsKEaEC5 If Yao Ming decides to a get cat, he should name it Meow Ming.