Wow wow wow! Hi there do you know what I saw today? 👀 A BROKEN SPRINKLER! ON MY STREET! 😱 how am I supposed to go on my daily 12:39pm run with that sprinkler! My clothes will shrink and how will I look good for my date 😭 I NEED FUNDING TO FIX THE STREET SPRINKLER #money#help
I’m COLD❄️ I’M hot🔥I’m COLD❄️ I’M hot🔥 WHY? THERMOSTAT BROKEN!?😱 OH NO! I HAVE NO MONEY FOR A NEW THERMOSTAT! I NEED MONEY TO FIX MY HOUSE TEMPATURE NOW! IM GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH THEN BURN TO DEAL ❄️🔥 NOOO! plEAsSE gIvE mE MOnEy! #money#ineedmoney#givemeyourmoney#please
WOAHHH WOAHHH! Woah there horsey slow down! Haven’t you ever heard the saying hold your horses!🐎😡 COME BACK! WOAH THERE ARE 4 MORE ALL RUNNING IN THAT DIRECTION 🤩 WHY? WHY! YOU TELL ME! WHERE ARE THOSE HORSEY WORSEYS RUNNING TOO! #horse#horses#horsegirl#running#run#fast
HEY HEY hey? Hey 🥺 why do you look so downy frowny? You got into a car accident?! OH NO! 😱 ARE YOU OK? “Yes” NO! YOU SAID NO? OH DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU! bubble wrap FOR YOUR CAR! 🤩 YOUR CAR WILL NEVER BE HURTING AGAIN WITH THIS SUPER COOL WRAP $3,018 IN SRORES NOW! #car
Although selling all of America’s traffic lights to UK seemed sufficient enough to pay my phone bill for a month I need help! HELP FROM YOU OF COURSE 🤩 I NOW FLY TO WORK! lately traffic has been PACKED crazy! I need funding for some super cool wings! YES YES YES 😱 #wings#fly
Because of my phonebill fiasco I have thought of many new inventive ways to earn money! Because of miss.rona I noticed nobody needs ANY SUPER COOL TRAFFIC LIGHTS ANYMORE Why? Well nobody is driving! So what did I do?🤩I bought all of them and sold them! COOL HUH? Super smart me🚦
GOODMORNING MY LITTLE SONG BIRDS 🤩❤️ it has been a while hasn’t it? And my dear fans I promise there was a very good reason for that OH NO? WHAT HAPPENED! What happened you may ask?! I shall tell you the wonderful tale! I IN FACT COULDNT AFFORD MY PHONE BILL! #ineedmoney#helpme
@jjinbich Yes we all need couches. But in the meantime would you like the bathwater I collected from my neighbors? It will cost .99 cents and it’s not in stores yet 🤩 call it a FREE SAMPLE 🤩 #freesample#goodeal
HEY HEY HEY stinky smelly, ew WOAH A dumpster? A DUMPSTWR IM IN A DUMPSTER, why am I in a dumpster you may ask? I’m glad you asked! The apartment above me got BATHWATER, that I collected of course 😉 GOT ON MY COUCH! I NEED A NEW COUCH! Funding for a new couch #couch#ineedmoney
I brought my cool cat home with me 🦝 Hello Mr.Stinky ☺️ grrr grrr Mr.STINKY? WHATS WRONG? grrr grrr 😭 OH YOU MUST BE HUNGRY! It’s ok I have Mr.Mittens 🐈 FOOD RIGHT HERE! 😨 OH NO WE ARE OUT OF CAT FOOD! I NEED FUNDING FOR CAT FOOD FOR MY CATS! #catfood#cats#cat#funding#yes
BOWL OF RICE BOWL OF RICE! I HAVE A BOWL OF RICE! 🤩 COOLIO! 🍚 I LOVE RICE AND SO DO YOU! uh... 🥺 Mr. Mittens why did you knock over my bowl of rice.. my gas station bowl of rice. I NEED FUNDING TO BUY A GAS STATION SO I CAN GET MORE RICE 😭 #rice#gasstation#money#cats#boo
Having a nice super cool stroll in my housey mousey home! Something doesn't seem right. hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm OH?! MY PAINT MY HOUSEY MOUSEY SNOUSEYS PAINT IS CHIPPING! OH NOSEY NOSE NO! I NEED SOME MONEY FOR SOME NEW PAINT! #Ineedmoney#paint#money#givemeyourmoney#funding#walls
WOAHHH!!! WHAT?! WHAT IS THAT IN THE ROAD! A WINDSHIELD WIPER? IN THE ROAD? Whos windshield wiper is that? its pouring rain outside.. they're gonna need that. OH? OHHHH! ITS MINE?! AHHHHHH IF I DONT HAVE MY SUPER COOL WIPERS ILL CRASH! I NEED FUNDING FOR SOME NEW WIPERS #DANGER
GOODMORNING MY LOVELY FANS? Do you have DRY LIPS? 👄 ARE YOU IN NEED OF SOME CHAPSTICK? Well do I have the product for you! EXTRA CHAP STICK THAT UNCAPS YOUR LIPS! It’ll make your lips as smooth as hardwood floor! WOW! 🤩 only $1.99 in ALL stores now! #chapstick#commerical#wow