Timetraveling Archaeologist

Miriah Helen, 43, Queer, Geek, Siren, Witch, Writer, Baker, Artist, Mother, Indigenous, Time Traveler, Connoisseur of Chronic Illness.

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@katya_zamo My mother smoked from age 12 until she was in her 50's. She finally quit when her doctor made her quit in order to get a face lift which is when she finally found the strength. It didn't quite last, she's back to vaping, but now the amount of nicotine is basically a micro dose.

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@EvahDestruction People really need to figure out that humans are supposed to have a fat layer over their intestines to protect them. If that doesn't appear, chances are that person is very dehydrated. Hugh Jackman while playing Wolverine is a really good example of that.

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@JinkxMonsoon You just keep getting prettier with every photo you post. I love seeing you look even happier with everything you do. 💜💜

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@katya_zamo During Pride month, absolutely. 🏳️‍🌈

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@dhewlett @BaronDestructo Ugh, brutal news. 😭💔

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@katya_zamo Damn, and at a location that your body belongs in and everything.

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@TheKandyMuse Unfortunately, I think it's genuine for a staggering number of our planet's population.

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@Plasma_NYC Absolutely true.
And the new format is not my cup of tea tbh. It feels too production heavy and feels like the first bracket gets shortchanged by the end of it for having been gone for weeks.
Give me everyone getting 50k for their package, every few years, instead.

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@katya_zamo @KLT2620 OMG I fully expected her to be some sort of parody or fellow drag artist. But no, she was born with the last name Gag-arina. 😂

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@emmywayne64 Both. You clearly didn't watch the series if you came out of it confused. They both were terrible people, one was just more terrible than the other, and that was Homelander.

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@lisathebeauty1 As someone who writes their own recipes, but is also chronically ill... YES!!!

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@TheLuckyStarzzz It just really shows how little some people know about drag. Nothing against RPDR as a platform, it's wonderful, but it's not showcasing the diversity of the art. But then they don't know the mainstream very well either because they're the same ones complaining there too.

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@katya_zamo Katya, too full of shit. That tracks.
Seriously, so glad you're okay now. I know how hard surgery on that part of your body can hit. And ugh, I hate hospitalizations. Rest and heal, sending you good energy! 💜💜✨

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@lfesvr They're not saving anything as fast as I can tell, just making more excuses for more fees and increases. Eventbrite charges about 3.6% + $1.79 per ticket, plus 2.3% if the total transaction. But that can be passed on to the seller, which they're doing.

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@TheLuckyStarzzz I love it. Dream even bigger, babe! You and your art deserve all the good things, and I absolutely believe you'll get it! 💜💜

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@TheLuckyStarzzz This is the sort of fashion I live for. 😍

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@mishacollins Idk I expected more horror, it almost seemed tame after what @therealKripke did to @RobBenedict 😂

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@mishacollins Be nice Misha, that's a terrible thing to call @jarpad

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@TheLuckyStarzzz @otaldorafy Personally I'm so excited to see you on All Stars! because I know that you have more talent than they showed previously. Meanwhile haters online have to rely on posting trash talk for notoriety.

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@MegamiNYC 🤣🤣🤣