Mirisido

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Just a DM repping rainbow unicorns, nothing weird about that.

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@Dexerto It's pretty fun. The collar doesn't hurt, more startling than anything. I "died" after saving my gf, though.

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@markcecchini The fact I've left the country yet still need to file taxes is beyond me. I left, leave me alone, I don't owe you anything!

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The answer was yes, I did.

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Will I be spending my birthday alone again this year? Unfortunately the answer is, "most likely". Well shit, thought I broke the curse this time but of course I didn't...

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Formally broke up, she just blocked me once I gave her stuff back 🤷

Those were my own full relationships. Dating in general I mostly get ghosted or told, "oh, I'm just so busy" which is a terrible excuse. Dating is such a damn headache. I'm too old for the games, man.

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I have genuinely had the worst luck dating in Japan. Not always Japanese, always a pain. First lasted a day shy of a year. She was a little miss princess who didn't give af about me and just wanted me to cater to her.

Second couldn't be touched. Like, at most a hello hug but

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Stupid fast. She hit me with "I love you" on date two. But she lied so much to me about her life it was weird. Cuz like, these weren't things to lie about. The moment I found out I just asked she not lie in the future. She immediately started dating someone else and we never

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@suchnerve They also tax you when you don't even live in the country anymore so you still have to file your taxes every year but get no benefits.

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Eyes open. That's when I saw my dad telling me to get ready for school. I didn't know what school was but made had to make a lot of assumptions after sitting up. I've held onto this memory as hard as I can since I was 4 years old. It's why I believe reincarnation is a thing.

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I still keep my first memory incredibly vivib within my memory. I remember being a weird cherub on a cloud waking up late for "selection". I rushed to an edge of a cloud and decided that I was too late so I'd choose next time. Then someone said no, I had to go now, grabbed me...

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And threw me off. I then had to make a quick decision. Should I go with family A or family B. I had no information on them so I did a 50/50 and went with family A. I then saw nothing but black and hear a name being called. I told myself, "I guess that's my name" and forced my...

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@nocontextmemes Being an adult is realizing that being in a trailer immediately after a separation with no power or water is suspicious.

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@nocontextmemes My mom told me that she got into an argument with my dad so she went to a friend's trailer for us to stay at while they dealt with it. Yearsater, while describing the situation with a friend I realized that she had broken into a trailer and we were squatting there for months.

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@kasratweets Someone cut me off in traffic and I was yelling at them (isolated in my car). Heard a voice like someone sitting next to me tell me, "Dude, calm the fuck down". I was alone in the car. Therapist said at least my hallucinations try to help. Our brains are complicated.

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@BarlowAdams @jaketropolis @anne_theriault My hometown in Alabama is filled with people who can't fathom why anyone would want to leave, even for a trip. Blows my mind they exist.

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@Aoife_Bee_ Had a teacher yell at me that she was right and to never try to correct her again. I corrected her pronunciation of my surname, which most people get wrong the first time they see it.

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@LookAtMyMeat1 My dad made this rule to stop me faking sick to get out of school. Jokes on him, I just didn't want to be there and sleeping all day was still a win. Still made straight As

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@BRATTYXGNOME @NoCatsNoLife_m Nah, I had a cat who'd do that to any person or animal that seemed to threaten me. He was just very protective. Some cats are like that.

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@KaptainKrunch97 I wish. I'm not really allowed to talk to the higher ups in a professional capacity because they know I'll call out their bad decisions. I may or may not use colorful language when doing so.