Morgan

Displaced Newfoundlander, numbers maven, nerd

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

The only shocking thing about it is that he didn’t have a vasectomy years ago.

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

Much like the earthquake I’m also a 4.8 in New York

[Danielle Fong 🔆 @DanielleFong]

goodbye interesting tweet that refreshed away from the timeline. i’ll never see you again

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

memory is so weird, like why do I barely remember childhood but I remember the first time I heard Torn by Natalie Imbruglia

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

No matter how many goals it’s by I never trust a Leafs lead.

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

the leafs identity is the ability to look like the absolute worst team in the world and then the absolute best team in the world all in the same game

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

i am currently unwell

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

Time to call in these girls. #leafsforever

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

Hanging out with my kids in the backyard and just refreshing my feed every couple of minutes is a way less stressful way to watch the game. #LeafsForever

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

That O Canada was … special

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

I just can’t help myself. #LeafsForever

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

I just can’t help myself. #LeafsForever

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

Nanksy

[VOCM News @VOCMNEWS]

73-Year-Old Woman Facing Charges of Property Damage in St. John’s https://t.co/o3XGeXfn5M

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

Trying to coming up with meals that my kids will eat has really got me googling “toddler ground beef recipes”

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet here I am just doing laundry and eating salads and taking antidepressants and flossing my teeth and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

@getradified I’m about 5’5 and my brother is 6’6. I’m convinced he doesn’t actually know what I look like because he can’t see my face properly from all the way up there.

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

Last night someone asked me why I thought my brother and I were so different. The best way I could describe it is that I don’t think he’s ever experienced an existential crisis.

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

@MonkeySalad Fair response. I die a little bit on the inside every time I remember it.

[Morgan @Mirrabell]

In 1999 when I was 13 I made my dad rent 8mm for family movie night because it had Joaquin Phoenix in it. I will never recover from watching that with my parents.

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

My sole contribution to the sex scenes in movie discourse is that my dad rented Secretary in 2002 sight unseen and we watched it as a family and it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to me