Me: I wish this clove hard candy was smaller. It's a lot of this flavor for such a long time.
Boy: I don't think it's that big. Maybe your mouth is just small.
Me: We both know that's not true.
Me: I'm gonna rewatch the Terrifiers this week since I'm going to see the third one on Friday.
Boy: You make it sound like a '50s band. John and the Terrifiers coming to a theater near you.
Boy: If you spontaneously grew hair and turned into a wolf lady, that would be one thing, I could deal with that. But I think if a wolf lady approached me on a boat wanting to touch my pants, that would be scary.
Me: I'm getting close to breaking down and getting Netflix.
Boy: No! We're supposed to find stuff other places!
Me: It's those Netflix originals, man.
Boy: Yeah... and I really want to watch Beverly Hills Cop 4.
Boy: Maybe we should make bismuth crystals sometime.
Me: But you have to melt the metal.
Boy: Well, yeah.
Me: That just feels really dangerous for people like us.