The Lesser David

I little about me. I talk. A lot.

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

Every night, in my dreams, I ask my significant other "Will you marry me?". Every night it's the same answer... "No". #Dreamproposal

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

They're so in love... #yourneveraloneifyourewithanyone

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Having a great time on vacation with my brother an his new wife on their Honeymoon. So gracious that they let me tag along. It's surprisingly not too awkward. #3rdwheel #honeymooncrasher

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

Am I an Idiot? I think you know the answer... #pollsdontlie

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

I've heard this song before, but never realized Kurt Cobain was talking directly to me... https://t.co/Sjmp8GRQ9r #KurtCobainTalksToMe

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

A big Happy B-Day to my #1 fan @CADbully2. Without you, my life would just be me, living in my Gran's past. #granspastlife #granshandmedowns

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

Happy B-day to me, Toe Jam Dingleberry! You’re 1 step up from
sock lint! Really going to enjoy my 14th B-day!! #toejamdingleberrythatsme

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

Six month party of my departure. In an attempt to make an impression... I think I made the wrong one. #wrongimpressionsarehardtoerase

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

Hmm... probably should think about regifting Grans car... Even Google knows It's a girls car. #girlcar

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

Wore G-pa's best old suit to traffic court. Hope I impressed the judge. She was my age, but seems to really have her life together. #hndmdwn

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Finally got a place of my own. Insulation isn't as good as I though it would be. Seems a bit smelly too. #honeybuckethomesweethome

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

This is a dork. #dork #dork #dork #dorking

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

This is not the face of a dork. #notdork

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

Ahh... Hawai'i! White sandy beaches, crystal blue water... I haven't seen any of that. #wewenttotheotherhawaii

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

Even though my last day isn't until tomorrow. I feel like I've already given up. #almostmadeit #98percent

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

All mediocre things must come to an end. Thank you to my little bro for letting me use the ashtray he made in high school as a candy dish.

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

Why do I have a mustache? Cuz it makes me look old enough to buy beer. #beermustache

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

Everybody who's anybody knows that Justin Timberlake and Channing Tatum are total babes. Am I making this awkward? #awkwardbabe

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

To call me a Manchild would be an insult to other Manchildren. I'm more of a Childchild. #ChildChild #LesserManchild

[The Lesser David @MirryanmCB]

"Hey, small fry", she said. I said, "No, I ordered tacos with extra avocado". Took a sec to realize she was referring to me... #heysmallfry