Madison

Boomer.

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

@dkford_ We are selling our old house soon 😊

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

@dkford_ Always room in Texas!!!! 💕

[Barstool Sooners @OUBarstool]

Trying to find your friends at Logies after you’ve been there since Power Hour https://t.co/z2fF07P3fT

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

America is broken beyond repair.

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

Katie gives me crazy girlfriend vibes? #Bachelor

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

@dkford_ Wtf Austin has a twin

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

She is the worst bachelorette I’ve ever seen. She is so disrespectful. #TheBachelorette

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

Did Claire just......sniff his pants.....?

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

@dkford_ EAT PICKLES!

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

The guy doing my nails just told me he can tell I have a good life and that I’m very happy because of my feet 🤷🏻‍♀️ he’s definitely right

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

@dkford_ I can first hand attest to this 😳

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

@dkford_ @USPS Mine went from Georgia, to Pennsylvania to Dallas 🧐

[Bella Patel @bella_patella]

If we're gonna elect another celebrity can it at least be Ashton Kutcher or something like he's done more to help people than all the candidates combined and he's hot

[Mother Moon ☮︎ @earthygissel]

his father left when he was 12, now he has a YT channel called “Dad, how do I?” to help kids who’re growing up without dads. teaching them basic tasks that you’d usually ask your dad for help on. this is the purest thing 😭

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

@dkford_ I only pay attention to ATS. All over the news talked about weather and ATS said chill, nothing that bad is happening. It’s has always been the best app for tracking this stuff

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

Oh, Well then just stop being a Karen?

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

Ah, yes. I became a floor-plater

[Eva Lauer @evalauer11]

just imagine: KS gun girl comes to your school. not a single person looks at her, takes a vid of her, or acknowledges her. she then stops going to schools cause no one cares. everyone blocks her and she loses all following on social media. no one is listening. just an idea.

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

@BenAbbottTX @nataliyakrem @kattykemp @_LAUGA

[Madison @MisMadisonPaige]

Honestly, I’m glad this happened. I fixed my speech and now I’m an adult woman who doesn’t sound like a teen girl.

[H.A. @dirtcup_art]

u kno when u were like 15 and u were talking to any adult man and you would say "like" in between a couple words and hed immediately start mocking your entire speech pattern and be like "like oh em gee lipgloss twilight!!" and you weren't allowed to punch him at all