Mel

pursuit of happiness

[Mel @MisMisMelissa]

Proud of my makeup 😏

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

What is the fking purpose of having international law if it can’t prevent another holocaust that is livestreamed to the world?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Since we’re not doing separation of church and state anymore, when can we expect the churches to start paying income taxes?

[MLB @MLB]

Tim Lincecum won back-to-back Cy Young Awards, threw 2 no-hitters and won 3 World Series trophies 🤯

He became known as “The Freak”

But his story started in Washington, where he won Washington State Player of the Year after striking out 183 batters in just 91 and two-thirds innings in his senior year of high school

In his final season at the University of Washington, Lincecum had a 1.94 ERA, striking out 199 batters in 125 innings 😳

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

HE'S FROM ANOTHER PLANET 🐐

A FIRST-CAREER WORLD CUP HAT TRICK FOR MESSI! 👏

[Mel @MisMisMelissa]

Why are they not putting the tarp on the field if this game has come to a rain delay?

[NHL @NHL]

The moment the @Canes became the 2026 #StanleyCup champions! 😆

[KNBR @KNBR]

Giants down by 5+ runs again? Whatever.

14 years ago today, Matt Cain threw a perfect game and all was good at 3rd & King.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

We are legalizing the murder of women and girls in America.

[Brendan @brendanfratis13]

“Say what you want”

Ok, I will. He shouldn’t be in the league. He’s a sick individual and if you defend him online, he won’t see it, but the women in your life that have been victims of Sexual Assault will.

[PWHL San Jose @PWHL_SanJose]

PWHL hockey is here, California!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The Great Replacement theory is the white supremacist rebranding of the Nazi ideologies that were central to Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf.

Never let this hate be normalized.
Always call it out.

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

AND JESÚS WINS IT‼️‼️

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

A woman went under anaesthesia for cosmetic surgery. She woke up in pain and discovered she was raped so violently that her uvula was detached and had to be surgically removed. They found semen in her cervix. She is lesbian…. It was a textbook rape case but Miami police and prosecutors close the case. Another case of system failing woman.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.
PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.
PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.

[ESPN @espn]

GOLDEN TEMPO WINS THE 152ND KENTUCKY DERBY 🐴

CHERIE DEVAUX BECOMES THE FIRST FEMALE TRAINER TO WIN THE HISTORIC RACE 👏

[Mel @MisMisMelissa]

#NewProfilePic

[NHL @NHL]

Macklin Celebrini's final tally in his 19-year-old season:

82 games
45 goals
70 assists
115 points

Ridiculous 🤯

[KNBR @KNBR]

At just 19 years old, Sharks history.

Unbelievable.

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

"JOE THORNTON, YOU'VE GOT COMPANY!" - @sharkvoice