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Something that sucks about having multiple baby daddies is having to clarify which one I’m talking about when I repost things 😂

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I pity the fool…

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Why do I act so gay when I drink 😆

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Didn’t get a single picture with my kids from Easter ):

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First time eating canes in i dont know how long and I feel like im gonna barf omg never eating that shit ever again
That’s what I get for being lazy and not wanting to cook today…. ):

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Every time I work out my arms, I feel like that one episode of SpongeBob where he was struggling to lift marshmallows & his arms broke off.

That’s me w 12lb dumbbells

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@victorriaaaxo Me

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@victorriaaaxo 🤣🤣🤣 first time mom tings.

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I want to throw away everything I own & just start new.
None of my clothes are “me” anymore.

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Fighting the urge to dye my hair back to black 🥴

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Now that I don’t have lash extensions and I can finally see my real lashes again… they are still so healthy 🙂‍↕️ 3 years straight with extensions & no damage. The myth that they ruin your real lashes is all a lie.
Bad lash artists ruin your lashes.

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I doom scrolled for an hour, rotted on the couch… I noticed that I felt kinda angry & lonely afterwards. For literally no reason.
Screen time is dangerous lol

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I got my ex’s name lasered off as a gift to my man for his birthday since he “didn’t want a present” that was my way around it… & that shit just made the tattoo blurry 😂 it didn’t even lighten it.

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I want that canon gx7 camera 😭

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As a mom, I feel like it’s so important to show up for your SELF. Do your hair, your makeup, & put a cute outfit on even if you’re staying home all day. Feeling pretty really does keep your self esteem up, and as a SAHM- that is so important. Don’t lose your SELF to motherhood💞

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I must’ve got gang banged by a whole community of mosquitos in my sleep last night bc I woke up w SEVEN bites on ONE leg. wtf.

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I shoot my shot at girls by adding them to my close friends story 🤭
& by that I mean- I post my lash content so I can steal them as a client hehehe

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I need to find a chiropractor to trade services with but noooo all my friends wanna be moms too. Shit lol

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My ass is so sunburnt. Quite literally only my butt is burnt. This is gonna be fun 🥴

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I have trust issues with ice… every time I get ice somewhere, it’s always dirty 😐
Little black speckles each time, tf is going on….
I’m talking about restaurants ice lol