Doug Dimmaburner

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@Frederick_Soft Tedeschi Trucks Band and Trey Anastasio at Lockn, Freddie Gibbs and Clairo collab

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My old fashioned is starting to taste like TouchTunes credits and Billy Strings

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@generalsteez69 Kalshi is saying you have a 95% chance of feeling like you want a cigarette

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@justreadin11 Yep, will never be a magic wand for will power but as sad as it is the time on GLP-1s will be as close as some of those people ever get, even if it’s temporary

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@justreadin11 Agreed it’s not that hard to lose weight but for the people who were unwilling it is still probably better than being obese. The tragedy is in the people who don’t need them who will see them as the only way

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Why doesn’t basketball have league average stats? Kinda ridiculous the league with the most inflation doesn’t have PPG+ or something

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Back in Atlanta calls for getting so drunk I only speak in Migos adlibs

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What kind of freak buys the extra pulp orange juice?

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@nickwoj98 @yapaholic3000 Americans hating on America also love to abdicate any responsibility to better it or propose solutions. We are flawed but it’s an incredible privilege to be born and raised here

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Both have now heard about 2015 Kyle Korver

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@Schemfit2 @NotaBurnerr007 Schem go to uncle mikes place, get the longanisa and thank me later

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@Frederick_Soft @generalsteez69

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@Frederick_Soft 🫵🫵🫵

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@JyranNixon88327 @Frederick_Soft TSA PreCheck-arus

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You can’t have cloggable toilets if your city’s most famous food is a cheesesteak. Shame on you Philly

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Your favorite burner @generalsteez69 is now dominating the bev game

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@generalsteez69 You can buy them prechopped so you don’t have to waste half the can and can more precisely control the amount. Alternatively, grow up

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@olemiss1738679_ Some rosemary in there?

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@MarcelOzyna Worth the trip this summer