Misc

self-diagnosed absolute unit - he/him

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

feeling like a freak on a leash

[crash test genius @tvbr1de]

#pikuniku

[Mike Smith @mikesmith187]

*Insane deadline looming over my head*

me: feels like a good time to watch this 3 minute sped up video of a dude mowing someone else's lawn.

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

This could be you, but you're scared to live in a tree

[Goob @goobgleeb]

Annihilate everything that exists

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

in 2026 nobody has sex anymore and everyone says unpleasant things like cuck and foid and the r word

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Hate that fucking "oh we're only gonna play the James bond theme when it's Significant" bollocks. Nah mate it should be blasting full volume when he's unpacking his suitcase

[Misc @Miscellaneous77]

crazy shawty evaded my BeastMode Beam

[denpa ⚡ @denpa_yuurei]

met a celebrity today on my youtube home page

[grovy @grovymango]

My exes after dating me bc I force everyone I date to get a library card:

[Pukicho @pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

Overheard a couple quietly bickering in Target. The woman goes, “Jason, I don’t have time for your shenanigans right now,” and I glanced over to see that Jason was wearing a T-shirt that said “they hate to see a silly goose winning” 🪿

[horse @horseimage]

that’s me by Louie Zong

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Send in the penis gnomes to rip his penis off

[Misc @Miscellaneous77]

Saw OBSESSION on Friday - what a crazy good fuckin film!! nothing I can really add here that someone else hasn't said already but wow. really fantastic. Apart from maybe one moment that I can think of it really didn't feel like a film made for less than $1M!