MischiefKnight

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ME: You know, it's so nice out I think I'll sleep with the windows open tonight

Asshole bird at 4am: LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

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@MooMooClover MooMooClover, official sponsor of cannibalism

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@shirahikovt SNES. Super Mario World, Link to the Past, Chrono Trigger, Super Metroid and the best RPG of all time Final Fantasy 6!

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@PinkBagsVT Yeah, Twitter definitely has more of a shouting into the void vibe

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@Sarah_VT_ Hitting a red barrel with a crowbar just to see what would happen...it exploded

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@TrashPandaRei Jump scares are the laziest form of horror. But games that build an atmosphere or are just subtly unnerving are peak

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Me: Hi! Is the doctor taking on new patients?

Them: Yes of course! The first opening is February

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT TAKING NEW PATIENTS!?

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Why is it so hard to cancel anything!?

Me: Hi I'd like to cancel my service

Them: No problem, but before I cancel I can offer you other options

Me: I just want to cancel

Them: No problem, but before I cancel I can offer you some incentives

Me: I just want to cancel

Them: No problem, but before I cancel you do know you get a $25 gift card if you stay for 6 months

Me: I just want to cancel

Them: No problem, but before I cancel I can help you with your current rates

Me: I just want to cancel and get off the phone please

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Me: I'm bored. Let's check put YouTube

YouTube: Here's a bunch of videos you've already watched or ignored

Me: Ok, can I see something new maybe? *refresh*

YouTube: Oh sure! Here's all those same videos again!

Me: ...

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@halenhargreevs Blue Prince. The RNG can be brutal but 95% of gamblers quit right before they hit the jackpot

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@SkariTheFae

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@AvaVtuber_ I've gotten used to it

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I always forget how bad my hand writing is until I need to fill out something important

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@_Chloe_Vtuber The way things are right now and the direction things seem to be going in, I don't feel like a million dollars is "Quit your job" money

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@SkariTheFae So they were ok with the brain spores?

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Waluigi's name is just Wa in font of Luigi. But Wario isn't named Wamario. So shouldn't Waluigi's name be Wuigi?

Over the next three hours I will be doing a deep dive into...

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@KiraPRaptorGirl I face away from the shower because I don't want water getting in my eyes and mouth

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@rhiow That's why I've seen a lot of streamers set up a safe word. All questions are rhetorical unless you say the safe word