Mischief Medic

Empathy, Compassion, common sense, Worsening advice and tea.
Brutal facts over comforting lies!

[Mischief Medic @MischiefMedic]

There is a difference between 'knowing your shit' and 'knowing you're shit'.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

We’re just sayin’. To abolish mask -wearing laws in some States while the rest of the Nation keeps theirs is like designating a peeing section of the swimming pool.

[Mischief Medic @MischiefMedic]

@theKingofBen @EMAS_CFR Rectal thermometer holder, for the wiggley patient.

[Mischief Medic @MischiefMedic]

@GifZelda Clock tower, you sit at a 45⁰ angle backwards and get launched up the tower towards a menacing moon.
Also archery/slingshot games

[Mischief Medic @MischiefMedic]

@GifZelda Starring at the moon while some prankster runs around making your life difficult over and over and over again...

[Mischief Medic @MischiefMedic]

@rumandcoffee @CrimeLdn Then he expected to be looked after post shouting and pushing. After the retaliation and separation, the mad proceed to attempt to get further responce shouting and pushing the receptionist. Being stupid, making poor decisions or being a general arse is not a mental illness btw.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Would indeed be ironic if Donald Trump lost the presidential election by a margin of votes equal to the number of his supporters who died from COVID-19, for having refused to wear masks in public.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

#WednesdayThoughts

If you removed all the veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body, and tied them end to end, you would die.

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

NHS hand towel dispensers - you either get a wet half a sheet, or you get 17, there is absolutely no middle ground